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Great big hellos to all my loyal readers out there, all 10 of ya. Okay there may be more of you then that but whose counting. I just wanted to congratulate Ed on his accuracy in choosing the correct ref. Ed; you have earned my respect...YOU RULE. Of course if any of you thought I was going to tell you after someone guessed.....well guess what I am not. Okay anyway on to the topic in which this column is based, or at least is claimed to be within that topic.

Without further ado.

HIT MY MUSIC!!!

Quick not on WCW and then on the bigger and better things.

Some trouble in paradise already? Russo being pissed off is no surprise here. Yeah the guy is cute but damn if he thought for one second that him and Bischoff could take a company that bad off and turn it around in a time period of a couple PPV's he was sorely mistaken. Okay they have done some good.... Like turning Goldberg Heel...great move.
That's all I can think of right at this moment, just because I am tired after watching Todd (god he is so cute in tight baseball pants) playing softball.

On to the WWF again my favorite ref was no where in sight....I better see that man at KOR.. I know I will, I am just going through withdrawal here...LOL.

So we finally have the final eight for KOR. Lets take a look at the participates and my predictions on each one. I know y'all are thinking "Oh god, Again Heather is trying her hand at predictions and she so sucks" but really I know I am going to right this time. Don't ask me how I just know.

First lets take a look at already set matches and then I will get to the 8 participants in the tourney.

Road Dogg, X-Pac & Tori vs. Dudley Boyz :Okay now where in the world did Vince McMahon come up with match. What you have to put both your opponents through a table and then in the dumpster and close the lid right? This is a nightmare before it even starts. The only good thing about this match is the possibility of Tori going though a table then having her Rupaul ass thrown in a dumpster with the other garbage....That was harsh wasn't it, I do apologize. I do see the Dudleys's victorious in this one but not before some pretty nasty bumps by both teams.
Winners: Dudleys

Vince, Shane & Triple H vs. Rock, Undertaker & Kane Okay I must admit that I am a little flabbergasted at the thought of this match. I know in my heart of hearts that HHH is going down and its going to be by the hands of Vince. Oh yeah they is too much Tension between these guys for anything else to happen. Of course I could be wrong and HHH could keep the title, but I'm just not feeling it. Of course the question would be to whom. Personally I would hate to see the Rock win...I mean he is so much better with out the title then with, and the Undertaker just returned from an injury and personally I don't wanna see him win either. So with all that said that leaves one man, Kane. I want Kane to win this thing, I want him to taste federation Gold one more time. Kane is so over and he so deserves the title. He has amazing agility for a man his size and talented beyond believe. I just don't have a feeling he will, So I hate to say this but....
Winner: Undertaker

King of the Ring Participants:

Okay at first I was going to go through all of the guys but hey I am tired so I'm not.
But I must say that at first I was going to pick Kurt Angle as my choice as KOR, but now damn I just don't know. I mean we have Chris Beniot, Chris Jericho and Eddy Guerrero, I am so impressed with these 4 men that I am having a hard time choosing who will be in the final match and who will win. All men are extremely talented, in there own ways, Three of the four are Champion material, meaning Eddy needs a taste of intercontinental gold first before being jacked up to main event status. Two of the men have had successful matches against HHH and one actually won the title, but wait that never happened, right?. So you can see why I am so confused....I just don't know. I guess I will be as surprised as everyone else on Sunday. So until Sunday, I will leave KOR alone.

Some quick thoughts and I am outta here.

  • WHOSE THE WOMEN!!!! In case you didn't know I am because I scored front row seats ringside for the August 29 Smackdown to be held in Fayetteville, NC. Rebecca and Sharon think I am a god...I am. It's so true. They will be there with me raising hell and trying to catch Chris Beniots sweat...Just joking I would hate for him to sweat on me...THAT'S SO GROSS..Yeah right...WHATEVER!!!

  • Bob Holly has been thoroughly impressing me as of late, I mean sure he has a dropkick that would make the devil happy, but the match with HHH on Heat was great. A note to Bob, if he ever in a million years would read this column, keep up the great work, It is a pleasure to watch you in the ring.

  • I decided that the Hardcore title is nothing but a piece of garbage and please throw it away. I know Pat Patterson was the first ever Intercontinental Champion but enough already. He doesn't deserve that title anymore then I do.

  • Hey Sharon...Loved your II column...couldn't of said it better myself.

  • How cute was Eddy....How could any girl not love this man..He just plain RULES!!!

  • One more thing And I am outta here, I promise. I know a lot of you are down on the Big Bossman and said bad things about him, and hey I will be the first to admit that the man is not very talented and could have a whole lot better work ethic. But he is the only one I hear about that is using his superstar status to help other people. I may be out in left field on this one but hey isn't he the guy who funded an organization to build a park in his hometown. Where in the past there wasn't one. And I just read an interesting tidbit in the new Raw Mag (great mag check it out), where he and Bull took a day to go to an elementary school and spend time with the children. This may not mean much to most wrestling fans, but I find it amazing and I wish I would hear about other Superstars doing it.

    Well that's it,

    Until Next Week

    Keep it Real

    Heather
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