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SHARON'S EDGE II

So it's been a while now-I don't know exactly how long the RuBisch era has lasted but I read a report today that says Vince Russo may be gone from WCW. Again he's crying about Standards & Practices and I don't think the office is too thrilled that Luger, Liz, Kim and DDP are out. Now I'm not being the standard WWF mark (although I have no problem admitting I am!) because I have tried over and over to give WCW a chance but dude, they SUCK! So in honor of Russo, I pick up my guitar and sing this song-lyrics by Metallica (hope they don't sue me) *Ahem*

Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified? All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
And it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown? Hot and cold
Bought and sold
A heart as hard as gold
Yeah, are you satisfied?
Wish I might
Wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified? I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish, I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it No, you're just nothing
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
No, you're just nothing
Absolutely nothing
Off to never never land

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, Vince! Big Baby!
Until next time........
Sharon
First Lady of the Oracles
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