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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER It's organized chaos out here, MTV's in town for the summer. Traffic around Mission Bay is hectic. But I keep watching, and you know why? 'Cause I never know if I'll see myself.../WALKING! This is still SLASH IS ROSSER, at least until I sell out to BET. I'd be remiss not to plug www.delphi.com/wehearttrish and www.delphi.com/theoracleswar, 'cause it takes a nation of millions of anal-retentive slayers to hold us back! Yeah! If you're not reading John Petrie, remedy that NOW. And much much love to my favorite historical goombah Eric S for the low-level blowjob push and intelligent, coherent writing. NEEDLE DROP: The "Stuff" CD was decent. But I wholly advocate one getting off one's rump and buying the "High Fidelity" soundtrack, which kicked my ass the better portion of the last 24 hours and ruled the free world just like the movie. Why do I bother asking for 7? Ah, like it matters. Maybe I'll get there someday--I mean, some guy invented the remote control because he was thinking "Damnit, I don't want to go ALL THE WAY over to the TV!" Anyway, let me strap on some Fubu and CORE RESPOND DANCE! Bitchfactor lives!: That Big Star live album you just picked up is a good'un. I think that one is "Columbia," right? That album was a really, really big deal for me when it came out, anyway. Ken Stringfellow is the mack. And that cover of "Slut" is great fun. My enthusiasm for reunions of the iconic sort has somewhat dampened over the years, but that album brings back nothing but nice memories for me. So if you don't like it, there is something wrong with you. I am, of course, serious.
All feelings of affection aside, do you get the feeling that Trish Stratus
can't properly "work" any "sticks" at all? I've got a gut feeling she
can't, honestly. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. CDJay IS Shawn Colton!: Hey Butch, thought I'd drop a few lines and pad your mailbox. I read your column every week and thoroughly enjoy it. Got a couple of things I would like to respond/share to/with you. First off: I don't think anyone has forgot about Owen. I certainly have not. When I checked my baseball (fantasy) league home yesterday there was already posts reminding everyone to remember Owen and the Hart family. I think people just try not to say anything, sort of when you are talking to someone who recently lost a loved one. You know you should say something, but what do you say? Or maybe it's just me. Regardless, Owen will never be forgotten. Just missed. Secondly: Here are my thoughts on LISTO DEL FUEGO.
15) **BRISCO IS HARDCORE**
14) **RAVEN GONE?**
13) **CRASH IS INSANE**
12) **JARRETT WINS THAT MEANINGLESS THING AGAIN**
11) **FUNK WON'T QUIT**
10) **M(ajor Guns)IA**
09) **WHAT'S NEXT FOR LITA?**
08) **ROCK ON THE WARPATH**
07) **TRISH WORKS THE STICK**
06) **UT IS BACK**
05) **BENOIT RULES ALL**
04) **THEY'RE BOTH IRON MAN**
03) **VAMPIRO "BEATS" HOGAN**
02) **MISEDUCATION OF BOOKER T.**
01) **THE 3 FUNNIEST MEN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT**
Damn that took a hell of a lot longer than I thought.
Keep up the good work and I'll keep reading. LISTO DEL FUEGO (the new one) on tap and the livin's easy.
15) **HEAD CHEESE v. PRISON GUARDS IN 7TH SEGMENT**
14) **BRISCO'S STILL HARDCORE?**
13) **TANAKA/MAHONEY**
12) **HOT POTATO IN ATLANTA**
11) **CRASH & THE ACOLYTES**
10) **WHERE WERE THE DUDLEYS?**
09) **MAJOR GUNS**
08) **GOLDBERG. AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING.**
07) **MISEDUCATION OF BOOKER T.**
06) **DAVID FLAIR IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!**
05) **TAMMY STAYING WITHIN THE WHITE LINES**
04) **DRENCHED IN CONTINUITY**
03) **ECWCW?**
02) **/JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!**
01) **ANGLE ON THE STICK** @LARGE: Lita with Hardies, Go Buh Buh! Go Buh Buh!, Viscera hurt, Pillman 2000, Kid Rock IS War, New Tag Champs, Kane's back, IC Title clusterfrickery. Maybe I'll have a weekend spot in which I delve into the possibilities of an ECWCW. But I promise nothing, because that's the way you like it, baby. And since you're wondering: Carson Daly is surrounded by security, so I couldn't take him down. YET.
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