The
Wit And Wisdom of Jim Ross.
From where I sit,
D'lo
Brown has one of the best turbans in Sports Entertainment today.
Expect Owen Hart
to return
from the dead as a heavy fan favorite. This will happen
sooner than
most people think.
The Light
Heavyweight
division is under used, for my money. I wish we could find a way
to showcase them, but the freakish little dwarves don't earn us
Jack, so screw them.
Triple H could
very well
be the greatest WWF champion of all time, no matter how much
I shill
for Austin.
Dean Malenko is
the David
Arquette of WWF.
Big Show is still an
asshole, although progress is being made. Look for him to
continue
being an asshole well past Wrestlemania.
I am astonished by
the
lack of respect shown Billy Gunn on the internet. I thought most
of you knew that he's only here because he blows Pat Patterson.
Mark Henry has
lost 429
lbs since he died in October. Many people backstage take this as
a sign that he's willing to take his game to a higher level.
Is there anyone with
more potential than Essa Rios? This young stud could one day be
the best in the business. However, that goofy-assed accent will
probably keep him a jobber on Heat until he dies a bitter,
broken
man, in my view.
Look for some quality
Al Snow squashes in the coming months, as we continue punishing
him for talking to WCW. Nobody jobs better than this poor
bastard,
in my opinion.
How good would
Tazz be
if we ever let the munchkin in the ring?
Look for an
increasing
number of Shawn Michaels teasers in this column. Shawn is
back near
100% physically, and still has a lot of great self-promotion in
him.
Chyna will be in New
York this Saturday, frightening young children and
complaining that
people still ask if she's really a girl. If you haven't read her
book yet, save yourself the trouble and just mail me your
bank codes.