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Voodoo Child Nick Galanis

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Allow myself to introduce...myself!

All right first things first, I might as well introduce myself despite the fact that you probably don't care (if that's the case, skip ahead to paragraph 2). My name is Nick Galanis but my Internet alias is Voodoo Child so you can just refer to me as a really bad columnist. I live in Montreal and have been a wrestling fan for a long while thought I've only been a "smart" for about a year. Anyhow, I honestly don't feel like writing more about yours truly since I doubt many people have even made it this far, so let's just get down to business.

STARBURST HARD CANDY proudly presents WWF Fully Loaded.

This event has been sub titled "The End of an Era" because of the McMahon/Austin contract pending in the World Title main event which is also brought to you by STARBURST HARD CANDY! Here is the card and my predictions:

World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship: Big Boss Man vs. Al Snow[C] w/ Head: No real angle going into this match so it's pretty hard for anyone to actually care. I'm going to say Big Boss Man wins the belt with help for Droz and Prince Albert in what will probably be a forgettable match nobody will remember by the next night's RAW.

World Wrestling Federation European Championship: Mideon[C] vs. D'Lo Brown: I still think this title should have stayed retired but since they brought it back they might as well put it back on the only wrestler who did it justice after HHH. Ideally they'll give D'Lo the title and Mideon the boot, but I wouldn't bet on the latter. After D'Lo wins the title I'd like to see him feud against Christian or Jericho heading towards and at SummerSlam.

World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship: Edge vs. Jeff Jarrett[C] w/ Debra: Edge has some serious heat and I'd love to see him take the title here, so wishful thinking dictates that I choose Edge in this one and see his defend the belt against Gangrel at SummerSlam.

Iron Circle Match: Ken Shamrock vs. The man who's name is hidden somewhere on CRZ.net/wrestling: First off, if you don't know what an Iron Circle match is, let me explain, we will see the two wrestlers surrounded by a bunch of cars and scattered debris while they wrestle in this "unsanctioned" match that the WWF wants no part of, so basically it'll be just like the WCW junk yard invitational save that with only two wrestlers we'll be able to follow the action. I say "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman is going to take this one since he is getting pushed and Shamrock won't be able to wrestle at 100% since he is still depressed over his sister being fired :-) Actually, I look forward to seeing Blackman try to run Shamrock over.

Rights to DX match: Road Dogg & X-Pac vs. Chyna & Mr. Ass: Here's what's going to happen, halfway through the match Shane McMahon walks out and reminds all four wrestlers that Titan and the WWF own all the rights to DX, hey it could happen! Ok, well maybe not, I say Chyna gets pinned by Road Dogg so Dx good beats Dx bad and they all live happily ever after.

Big Show vs. Kane (w/special guest referee Hardcore Holly): This match should go to Big Show as we might finally discover what's up between him and Holly.

AT THIS TIME I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO REMIND YOU THAT fully loaded WILL BE PRESENTED BY STARBURST HARD CANDY!

World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship, Hardcore Rules, Handicap Match: The New Freebirds vs. the Big bad Acolytes: I want to see one of two things in this match, either the Hardys lose the titles after Hayes is pinned which leads to them leaving his ass behind or they win the match and keep the titles. , I don't see either of those two things happening so I predict the Acolytes regain the titles and feud with Venis and the Godfather.

Number 1 contender Strap Match: The Great One vs. HHH: Although I really like HHH, I don't think SummerSlam is when he should get his shot since it's going to be such a mainstream pay per view, Vince will want two people in the main event that can be recognized by the general public so I'm going to give this one to the Rock.

World Wrestling Federation Championship: First Blood End Of An Era: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. The Undertaker: I'm going to say Austin wins the match with the help of Kane. Although they could very easily give the win to the Undertaker I think a Wrestlemania rematch is just what the doctor order for SummerSlam. If they truly want the August event to be the biggest of the millennium, put the Rock against Austin while they are both face. As for Vince never being seen again, look for the Kane interference to lead to some kind of loop whole in the contract.

All and all I look forward to a good show brought to you by the great people at STARBURST HARD CANDY!!!

Nick "VoodooChild" Galanis
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