It's been 48 hours and I am still seething over the bullshit I saw on RAW Monday. Now, don't kid yourself, I don't mind watching Steph getting her ass kicked on free TV but by Steve Austin? I have officially become a Austin hater. For 2 years now I have seen this from him: punch, punch, kick, kick, kick, middle finger, kick, Thesz press, punches, kick, stunner, beer and that is about it. I don't know about any of you, but I am bored of Austin.

What I endured on Monday was crap. "Let's condone this and beat a man's wife." Regardless of the stipulations, HHH should have beat Austin's head in with the infamous sledgehammer over and over and over again. Sure, that added a lot of heat to the match but for what? An Austin win on PPV? Well, I sure as hell hope that don't happen. That being said, here are my No Way Out predictions and what Vince will do.

2 out of 3 falls to see who can drink beer the fastest
"The Immortal", "Hollywood" Steve Austin v Triple H

Me - Triple H in 3 hard fought falls.
Vince - Austin in 3.

Match to keep the WWF Championship warm for Steve Austin
Kurt Angle v The "I only have 8 moves" Rock

Me - Angle in an exhibition of suplex skill culminating in a submission win.
Vince - The single lamest move in wrestling, Rock wins for the 6th time.

Good old-fashioned bitch fight
Mrs. Triple H v Trick, I mean Trish Stratus

Me - I really don't care at this point.
Vince - If he is smart, daddy's lil girl will win this one.

Tag Team Championship
The Wassuup! Guys v The Crazy Canucks v Undertaker & Kane

Me - Put the Blonds over here. I like them!
Vince - Put the bike riding jerk with his sidecar riding brother over in this one I fear.

Match to see boobies on PPV
Jerry "Ain't Nothing I Haven't Seen" v Steven Richards

Me - Well. duh!!! Lawler big time here!
Vince - Richards in a screwjob ending. I pretty much expect that though.

I hope to see some other matches as well, this is all I can think of at this time. Anyhow, until next time, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Next issue: No Way Out backlash

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