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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER ~~~~~~~~~~~~EDWARD KNOX II IS GOD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ALL THINGS ORACLE: Our site is up, www.oracleswar.com for your not-necessarily-wrestling needs. We're like Vulgar Unicorn except we don't suck. Yours truly already has a burgoning archive and the first ever article that has an expletive in the title, censorship be damned! The Forum is also rocking hard, and two big names are set to debut at our second "PPV" Detonation on Sunday. Plus I'm going to win our World Title. Maybe. And our Word Association thread is spiraling out of control. Life's good. www.delphi.com/wehearttrish, and since I'm so kind, /theoracleswar. NEEDLE DROP: Get Napster. Not just to stick it to the man, but because Phish covers "Gin & Juice". AT THE MOVIES: "Scary Movie". Read this, gimme feedback, then go, damnit! [slash] PLUGS: Thanks to Da Mixer, Gregg and Job Haggard...erm, JOSH Haggard for their kind words. I still like this, Eric S. help me. And btw, the Authoritah is a little-dicked biatch. HOW I FOUND [slash] AND WHERE IT GOT ME: Waaaayyyyy back in December, I didn't have an in-home computer. The computers at schools I went to had blocked Wrestleline from the servers (more than likely for their reckless use of the word frig) and I still wanted to read CRZ's stuff. I found here. I thought "Hell, I could sort of write a column." And so I have. Sorry, not everyone's story is as cool as Rob's. Well, to handle the titanic amount of Core Respond Dance, may I just say JetMet IS the Delphi litmus test for Steph marks, Andy Paves, welcome to the fold, and Brandon Boon digs wrestling babes. HEY! Speaking of Boon, now that Russo seems to have--however briefly--done something right, the Listo El Fuego is BACK to 15, baby! Like Costanza after some mango, so tell Double B he can quit fasting.
15) **BRAWLER WINS!**
14) **VAL WINS THE INTERCONTINENTAL**
13) **TAZZ...I'M STUMPED**
12) **KURT FROM THE WEST SIDE OF P-BURG**
11) **AND PLAYING STING THIS EVENING...STING?**
10) **TORRIE PAIRS WITH SHANE**
09) **BLACKMAN: THE HARDCORE WEAPON**
08) **MALENKO JOBBING TO GIRLS ON PURPOSE**
07) **CANADIAN SHOOTERS~!**
06) **BENOIT KICKS IT UP A NOTCH**
05) **STORM GOES BACK TO HIS ROOTS**
04) **JERICHO/HELMSLEY WARS**
03) **/JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!**
02) **STEVEN MUST GO DOWEN AND HE MUST GO DOWEN HAAAAD**
01) **YOU STILL BEST BE RAISING THE ROOF YOU MILK-DRINKIN' FRUIT BOOTIES** @LARGE: Muta lives, Lenny Lane IS Horshack, LSD back from his bum trip, Norman comes back, Don of Heeldom. It's good to be back. I may or may not be taking over Tan's spot as the co-Worldwide boy--fake excitement or masturbatory whatever. Hope we spend another year ripping off "The Simpsons", making witty one-liners, breaking necks, cashing checks, and calling fools fruit booty. MAN I missed being able to say that!
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