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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER All I know / Is my lonely soul / The remote control... -Bree Sharp, "America" Well, that and MORIMOTO FUCKING OWNS. Yeah, I think Bree's cute, but I've got a mild thing for Janeane Garafolo, so as you can tell I'm a sick pup. And while I may have asked my barber for a Foley earlier today, you can sleep easy at night knowing that this is still, and will forever be SLASH IS ROSSER. ORACLES UPDATE: Competing for our mythical World Title Saturday against Colton, Massa T, Eric S, and Martin, whom I've already beaten three times out of four. So THIS is what it's like to be Booker T... ORACLES WEB SITE UPDATE: Getting set, early date should be around Labor Day. Of course, we'll be deliberating on a catchphrase until mid-August. Any ideas can be sent c/o moi or wind your way to www.delphi.com/theoracleswar. And catch /wehearttrish while you're cruising the Delphi off-ramps on the infosuperhighway. This just in: sodas rule. SHOOTERS UP: Hoo-ha! And EmZee may or may not be pulling a Lazarus. CRZ, you need that extra paycheck, don't ya? (Ha!) (How come they only provided a link to FREAKIN' RANTSYLMANIA on their interim page? HAH?? Fuck 'em - fuck 'em all! - CRZ) NEEDLE DROP: Missed the Dixie Chicks concert, hope to catch RHCP and STP. Forgetting commercial radio--who needs it when you have Napster! We got to fight the powers that be! Bite-sized CORE RESPOND DANCE. The minute waltz, mayhaps? Jerry puts his Root down: I thought Eric S. was my own guilty pleasure. Great minds and all that.--> TLR-100, my man. Brandon "The Column Writer" Boon: HHH is the smartest man in the WWF. We've got 2 fueds that would shape up nicely--Jericho/HHH, and Angle/HHH. No Rock/HHH, which is good if they really did have backstage heat as was "reported" a while back. And he's got job security. Steph on a Pole match? Insert your own joke here, man. I'm still fearing the day where Vince Russo returns, and there's a 20-man Radioactive Sex Battle Royale. Hardcore Title: I want Tazz to kill them both as well. Or Foley be the special guest referee, kick their asses like a pair of old, wrinkly little girls, take the belt, and lock it away, far, FAR away from Titan Towers. I want to be in the Future Husbands of JLH. Not even a husband. Boyfriend or one-night-stand would do nicely. Can I pull a favor here, Butch? Hey, I'm a big overweight guy. If I learn to do a hop kick and shave my head, can I get the push of god? Better yet, let's tell Lynn! That's the ticket!--> I think they're going with Flair2K v. Da Ayatollah and King Kurt v. DJ Superstar. There could easily be worse. I already made the joke---I didn't say what she was DOING with the pole, right? (Well, JetMet's going to chew me out for that one. Much like Steph would....well, I'm getting my own level of hell now, aren't I?) I have no idea what they're doing with Tazz yet, Bull still sucks a blue whale, and you can be Treasurer of FHoJLH. They showed the one on syndication where she and Bailey got together this weekend. Got a little verklempt, I have to say. Plus, the first time I'd heard "Out Of My Head". Just stellar, stellar work. God bless the people on AOL who don't bother with the BS that is real names, LilAP83: Holy shit man! You called that tourney right on the money! Just thought I'd give you props for that.--> You damn well better. PREDICTIONS: 8-3 (tag title match and the WHOLE TOURNAMENT) And now the Listo El Fuego. Yes, it's always been called that.
08) **/JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!**
07) **RIKISHI WINS THE INTERCONTINENTAL**
06) **EVERYBODY LOVES X-PAC**
05) **TRISH BUMPS!!!**
04) **GORGEOUS GEORGE AND DAWN MARIE SHOW ON ECW CARD**
03) **KING ANGLE**
02) **VINCE HAS APPARENTLY LOST HIS MIND**
01) **FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY!** @LARGE: The flying (Canadian) Elvises, all the world is the Mid-South Coliseum, Dudleys finally get Tori, Big Shane the table Killa, Tazz izz back(z), Stevie Richards lives! Well, until we next meet, Timmy should've died and what about him? What about Ron Siegel?
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