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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER KINGS UPDATE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Just kidding, Chris. (Eat me. - CRZ) MAD PROPS: To the Marvellous one Martin, Matt Spaulding and Mr. T. I pity the fool who messes with the M section of the Butchaholics! I do! I do! You can find their columns HERE, HERE, and also AT THIS PLACE. If not, I trust you're smart enough to find them. This column is not for the WCW mark. No. This is the weekly column of the Shah himself, Butch Rosser. Some wrestling column fans believe that "Slash Is Rosser". You're about to find out why. If you'd told me back on the first of this year I would've made it this far, I'd have said "Put down the pipe". All the better that I have had a lot of positive feedback. Not quite to 7 yet, but I can dream, right? Anyway, I want to thank all the guilty parties for the support, obviously CRZ chief among them. Yes, that was to make up for the Kings Update. You guys know who you are. Let's kick off the 25th column episode of the CORE RESPOND DANCE!: Sammy Castenon's back and there's gonna be trouble: Hey Butch! Did I tell you before that you're a genius? Nope, I'm not trying to ask you for a favor; I'm just doing my one good deed for the day:) After watching NITRO last night, you have to wonder:
The WWF is still kicking ass. The Rock's "llama" and "dirty panties"
lines are sheer genius. I still get goosebumps thinking of how he put the
word "poontang" on the map. I mean, Jesus, five-year old kids are
chanting the word with no clue as to what it is other than it's a cool
word to say. The Rock deserves everything he's getting.
Sharon Austin is fixing to open up a can of whoop-ass on me: The future Mrs.
Waltman! Are you trying to curse me or what? LOL!! And Tanvir Raquib, who'll never cut his hair, not him: Hey, thanks for calling me a [slash]hole -- guess that makes you just as much of a [slash]hole then too, pardner! Anyhow, Kidman has looked ULTRA-weak in his feud so far with Hogan. I mean fine, it was cool for ABOUT 30 SECONDS to see him flail away on Hogan, then Hogan dominates his ass in the usual no-selling pattern we've come to expect. Then Bischoff boinks Hogan with a chair of some sort. We've also got Kidman falling into a dumpster, needing OTHER people's help (Awesome, the best example) to do his shit. I know this has been done before, but I just don't see how Kidman is looking credible against Hogan. Guess that's no shocker, right? Anyhow, it's what I've come to expect and so should you. WCW blows as bad as a fed can blow right now. Lack of an emphasis on the wrestler, more emphasis on overweight scriptwriters would won't let go of the FRICKIN spotlight.
Death to Russo! Okay, let's just hope he goes back to that video store job
he had before in Long Island. I can't believe HE'S selling himself as a New
Yorker. Guess what, Butch, NOBODY talks that way! GRR... LISTO DEL FUEGO: We, too, like to move it move it (tm. JetMet)
15) **HENNING GONE IN THE SUMMER?**
14) **EDDIE!**
13) **KAT SHOWS THE KITTENS**
12) **ELEKTRA, MIKEY, AND FIRE**
11) **NEW YORK RULES**
10) **/FLAIR!**
09) **D-CORPORATION-X**
08) **WHO IS IRON MAN?**
07) **FILTHY ANIMALS BACK!**
06) **STEINER TURNED FACE?**
05) **SURPRISE...KIDMAN LOSES**
04) **NORMAN GONE?**
03) **EDGE & CHRISTIAN**
02) **/JERRY LYNN IS BACK!**
01) **INTERCHRISINENTAL TITLE WARS** @LARGE: Astrojumps ARE hardcore!, Hebner handed punk card, Poetry Corner w/Joel Gertner, Justin Champion, the Don of Heeldom, Radicals rift?, New Hardcore Champ? Crikey!, Chuck Palumbo??, Double J wins World Title, MS. HANCOCK!, Brisco is REALLY hardcore, No Trishie. Well, I would have a Britney joke, but in honor of the 25th, she gets a pass. I guess it makes sense, 'cause it's only 25 cents to jump on her and stay on her! Thought I got soft, didn't ya? Anyway, this weekend I preview HH2K and come up with some musical and wrestling fun. Smell the buyrate and be excited! I'm outta here like I originally ripped off the line "I'm outta here like I stole somethin'!"
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