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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER Butchster. Backlash. Beforehand. A little thought for food: these things would have nowhere near their current levels of popularity and quality if they still had the "In Your House" name beforehand. Discuss. Anyway, the WWF's April PPV offering (the 2nd one) has arrived. And we stll have 2 months to KotR (King Jericho? King Benoit? King Angle?) and a PPV offering that in one way or another will be the unofficial rememberance of Owen Hart dying a year earlier. If I was Vince, I'd call it Remembering Owen. But then again, if I was Vince, I'd have to worry about my slut daughter. Metaphorically. Previews are NEXT!:
APACWNB$ v. RETIRE ALREADY BIG BOSSMAN & SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BULL
THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO KURT ANGLE v. WELL IT'S THE BIG GLOBAL GROOVE RAGE AGAINST the MACHINE'S FAVORITE BAND THE DUDLEY BOYS v. SOME TWO GUYS WHOSE NAMES DON'T REALLY COUNT (w/Trish Stratus! YEEEEEEEE!) B: The Duds got where they are based on putting woman after woman through a table. Trish has used her considerable sensual assets...ah...ah....focus, damnit...well, what just happened to me is happening to Buh Buh and he's getting hell beat out of him. WI: Trish ditches those losers and goes off with a pair of real men. Or we. Still working on "Baby Got Strat", Colton, it's coming. WT: Buh Buh puts her through a table, thus causing a hospital to have a lot of sick freaks like me wander their halls. Duds, 3D, TESTIFY! [WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS] ROAD DAWG & INTERNET PUNCHING BAG X-PAC (w/Tori) v. EDGE (you swank chapeau him) AND CHRISTIAN, MASTERS OF THE RUN-IN B: The heels (DX?) have attacked the heels (E & C?) and beaten them in singles matches, however, the former Total Request Workrate Candjuns have gotten mild measures of revenge on them. WI: Champs retain, messed-up interference. WT: Champs retain, I don't know how. Road Dogg WILL be pinned, howeva.
{6-pack}[NATIONAL HARDCORE TITLE] PERRIER SATURN v. ZATTTTTTTTT v. TOTAL
REQUEST WORKRATE CAROLINA v. HARDCORE BOB v. ELROY HARDCORE
[EUROTITLE] SA RIOS (con Lita) v. EDUARDO GUERRERO (w/Wonder #9)
[INTERCHRISINENTAL TITLE] INTERNET DEITY CHRIS BENOIT v. SUPREME OVERLORD
CHRIS WWY2JD? JERICHO
[UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP] DWAYNE JOHNSON SUPERSTAR (w/STONE COLD! STONE
COLD! STONE COLD! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!) v. THE GAME-UH hHh (w/Vincenzo Mac,
Steffi Baby, Shane-O-Mac and that damn music) Godfadda vs. D'Lo may be added, but I don't got time for "maybes". So I'm out of here like I stole somethin'. Read my OTHER COLUMN. And the DELPHI FORUMS are still there!
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