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Well, my vacation is over! It's only been two weeks. I don't think I've missed much.

What do you MEAN Jericho won the title?!
What do you mean TAZZ won the other title?!
THOSE BASTARDS BROKE UP HEAD CHEESE?! Aieeeeeeeee....let me start now before something else happens.

Butchaholics, I've been big pimpin' spending G's, I've been big pimpin' up this W-o-r-d, yeah I've been big pimpin' up for CRZ, it's just the Butchsta man back with his 15 of the week. And it ain't, it ain't easy, mang. Well, yeah it is, who am I trying to kid? Let me just thank Mr.T for his kind note and Eric S. from the salad SHOOTERS (Will this be linked? Will Batman escape the cave?) for their kind words about me. One day, the Core Respond Dance will have 7 letters! It's a dream. And since I'm soon to be getting I-net axxxceeezzzz with my tricked-out computer, I'm going to the DELPHI FORUMS. There's a naughty pic of Steffi and quite frankly I'm a lecherous bastard. LISTO DEL FUEGO, BAY-BEE!

15) **hHH UNIFIED WORLD CHAMP?**
Why ride Space Mountain when you got a nose like that?

14) **JERICHO PINS ROCK**
Do I care how? NO! I can't even talk about the coolest moment of the year cause of stupid break. Lousy God.

13) **MATT HARDY IS HARDCORE (?)**
I knew something had to be up, otherwise, why job the Hardies so close to home? I'd like to see him drop it back to Crash though--you can do more things with Matt without the strap than you can with Crash without it.

12) **KURT AND STEPH?**
Over-under on how long it'll take before they're caught getting it on by the returning Mideon: 6 weeks.

11) **DDP WINS THE TITLE**
Why? This made no sense? (Ed. note: forgot I was talking about WCW)DJ is a super-heel, and I quite frankly expect them to place it back on him at SB. Or not. Who the hell knows anymore?

10) **LITA GETS TABLED**
Wow, she must be tough. She bounced back a lot quicker than them other girls. Ah, if only the Women's title MEANT something anymore...

09) **FINALLY D'LO TURNS**
It's about damn time! D'Lo/Eddy frogsplash match @ KotR. DO IT!

08) **TAMMY WRESTLES!**
Well, that's an overstatement, but rest assured I care about this 1/10th the way I would've if this were 1996.

07) **BISCHOFF/ARQUETTE**
I lost $10 on that! Could've SWORN Kudrow was going to turn heel.

06) **JUSTIN CHAMPION**
He's not the coolest. Or the best. One can only wonder at this point: what's going to happen to Dawn Marie?

05) **RVD/LYNN AT 2H2K?**
Hey, Lynn saved a kid's life! And you people boo him! Go Jerry Go! I'm still treasurer of the fan club, right?

04) **TAJIRI TURNS/RHINO NEW TV CHAMP**
He better not go back to that tight-wearing pansy that first showed up in ECW. Second, why is there this sudden ping-ponging of the TV title when you can elevate RVD to World Title status? I must be simple.

03) **EDGE & CHRISTIAN BREAK DOWN THE KAYFABE WALL**
Who else thinks we should make all wrestlers do that?

02) **KIDMAN PINS HOGAN**
I don't care that it took the modern-day Billy Ray Cyrus' help. I don't care that there's no chance in low unholy hell Hogan will do this at a PPV. Just the effort is enough for right now.

01) **TRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISHTRISH**
Pause pause pause, rewind rewind rewind, play play play, pass out pass out pass out.

@LARGE: Storm gone?, Don of Heeldom, Rikishi & Show dance, Rebecca and Sharon mentioned in S!D recap, Kim wants out, Triad reforming, Tank drops wcw.com.

And since I know you all are waiting for it: Britney still sucks. What can I say, I'm a man of the people. Backlash preview in the days to come! DELPHI FORUMS! Yeah!

Butch Rosser
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