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WORD FROM THE BUTCHSTER Butchaholics rejoice! Welcome to SLASH IS ROSSER!!! Well, after another tumultious week that saw the highs and lows that our favorite worked sport had to offer, the Butchatolla is here to provide a recap which, among all the Internet weekly columns, is one of them. It's pretty cool to get letters consistently but not be in some stupid-ass fued because of what I say. Two white guys acting black? Check. Big Samoan? Check. Yellow shades? Yup. That can mean one of only two things. Either I'm watching "Clerks" with my man Rod or it's THE TIME ON CRZ OR RANTSYLVANIA WHEN I CORE RESPOND DANCE! 200% of the mail I got last week, too! Todd Thomas on my quasiracist opener last week: Kinda like Chris Rock. I'm laughing so hard I'm not even worried about whether my white ass should be offended...some countries (including my people, the Welsh) have been occupied by the UK for 800 years... Todd Thomas on wrestling as he sees it: Love how WCW decides to push [The Wall] down our throats, putting him in about 14 too many matches...I've yet to see anything this guy does that justifies the treatment he gets. Bigelow would've been a better choice...digging Hancock...sorry to let this wrestling thing inconvenience you Hulk. Hopefully that all made sense... -->Start at the open. Yeah, 800 years sucks but you're still white. I guess you know the Rock line: "Not a white person in this room will trade places with me...and I'm rich! There's some one-eyed busboy in the back going "I'm gonna ride this thing out, see where it takes me." Damn Brits. I guess the Welsh knocked their teeth out, right? You actually have seen the reason Wall got the push. Bald guy, tat, name of Goldberg. The Ms. rules of course. And Hulk wants to go back to Vince? Man, if I was VKM, Hulk's job description on his 2001 taxes would read "Rodney's bitch". Why doesn't Todd write his own column, you ask? Because he's saving the Adirondacks? What is it? I don't know! But someone this coherent and cool needs help. E him @ rcpatodd@netheaven.com to help this man Fight The Power and Stick It To The Man, kids! And future Harvard valedictorian Dave Mankin, uncensored: ha your column rocks my sheep keep it up --->Um, Dave if my column rocks your sheep, what are you doing with your free time? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Onto the LISTO DEL FUEGO: BOO-YAH! "Freaks & Geeks" is back! THIS is the best show you're not watching! Unless you're not watching "Sports Night"! Still, what's wrong with being #2? Ask Paul Heyman! He likes it! Paul E. likes it!
15) **STING'S BACK! KINDA!**
14) **HOGAN SUCKS**
13) **WHITHER THE BLONDE BOMBSHELLS?**
12) **PUSHING VAMPIRO(?)**
11) **JUST SOME PALE WHITE FUCK NAMED THE WALL**
10) **DEANO MACHINO GOES GOLDEN**
09) **MATT HARDY MISSES THE ENDSPOT**
08) **CRAZY ESTA EL CAMPEON TELEVISION**
07) **ELLIOT SHEAR...WHAT?**
06) **CORINO!**
05) **ARN ON THE MIC**
04) **MS.HANCOCK**
03) **THE DON OF HEELDOM**
02) **VINCE IS BACK!**
01) **THE DUDLEYS ROCK MY METAPHORICAL SHEEP** @LARGE: TAFKAPI still blows, How Bout them Lakers?, That Vince Carter boy's got a future, Okerlund Arrested for DUI, LSD's bad trip, "Mr. Saturday Night" Jim Duggan, Elektra Turns, Billy Ray Awesome Reigns Supreme, Netcop Nitro, Terry Funk & Roadkill father & son?, Moolah turns heel, Chyna on "3rd Rock". Well, I finally came through with my weekly column dream. But will it mean a fucking thing? E me! Find out! Until then, this is Butch Rosser, reminding you to ride the big one. Oh, yes, I'm away like I commited larceny.
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