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JIM ROSS, JR. REPORT
July 21, 2000

Hello fans! Fully Loaded is only two days away! This Sunday night the Reunion Arena in Dallas is going to be rocking. Chris Benoit vs. The Rock for the WWF Title along with Triple H vs. Chris Jericho should be excellent matches. These four men stepped it up at TV this week. The Smackdown match involving these four was intense and they'll bring that intensity this Sunday night live on pay-per-view.

Many "critics" and "insiders" believe the Kurt Angle-Undertaker match will not be a great match. It may not be as great as Jericho-Triple H and Benoit-Rock, but these two men will be giving it their all for sure.

I had the chance to watch Turner's TV this week and I have to say I wasn't impressed that much. Of course, that may be Good Ol' J.R. Jr.'s bias coming through.

Don't you just want to strangle Steve Richards?

Remember folks, WWF New York is an excellent place to watch Fully Loaded this Sunday. For a small cover charge you'll be able to watch the show and a party package is included. Sounds like a great deal to me!

The Ninth Wonder of the World Chyna was in Southern California to shoot her Playboy pictorial for the November issue of the magazine. From what I've been told, the layout is HOT!

Dick Butkus is a great choice to coach the Chicago XFL franchise. Butkus is a real man's man and he is really into smash mouth football.

No truth to the rumors going around about The Rock. The Rock is a outstanding young man with a great future in front of him. He's seen by many in the locker room as a leader, despite what you may read elsewhere.

Now that Bull Buchanan is aligned with Stevie Richards, expect big things from this talented young man. He's 6'8" and 330 lbs. folks!

Big Show will be at TV this week. Last week my daddy stated the following in his Ross Report: "Once the light bulb goes off in his head about the mental part of the game, Show could be absolutely extraordinary." Let me make it crystal clear for people who didn't get it. Big Show doesn't know shit (pardon my French, sorry mama) about psychology. The man also needs to trim down to 375 lbs. to keep up with the athletes in the WWF. The talent expects no less and neither do the fans.

As soon as Viscera is back on TV expect him to make an appearance at WWF New York.

Sluggish and obese color commentators should worry about calling the action and less about becoming a TV star. It ain't gonna happen, pretty boy!

Tazz and Val Venis showed a lot of fire this week. These two men are expected to be big time players in the WWF. Both of their matches this Sunday could be show stealers.

Perry Saturn needs to step it up a bit to go to the next level. The Boston native has a bright future ahead of him and his pairing with Terri could lead to better things.

There's still hope for Good Ol' J.R. Jr. to get a spot calling XFL action next year as there is a tryout for me this coming week. Wish me luck!

Eddie Guerrero and Chyna have great chemistry together. The fans have really taken to this duo. The Guerrero-Saturn match at Fully Loaded could be explosive.

The J.R. BBQ sign I saw at the opening of RAW this past week brought a tear to my eye. My dear old daddy thought a lot of it too. Keep bringing those signs and make sure to bring some J.R. Jr. Steak Sauce signs as well. It's very appreciated.

Big news on J.R. Jr.'s steak sauce in next week's report! You won't believe it!

I'm thinking about heading to WWF New York this Sunday to watch Fully Loaded. From what I've heard the atmosphere there for pay-per-view and TV is electric! Look for me as I'll be wearing a white cowboy hat. I love to correspond with fans.

Take care and enjoy Fully Loaded!

J.R. Jr.
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