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JIM ROSS, JR. REPORT
July 7, 2000

Greetings fans! Jim Ross, Jr. has finally arrived on the Internet. Many of you may be familiar with Jim Ross, the Senior Vice President for the World Wrestling Federation and play-by-play man on WWF RAW is WAR. J.R. has mentioned in the past that he has three daughters and a beautiful wife, however, he has failed to mention his only son. That's right, I am Jim Ross's illegitimate son. I do keep in touch with my father as we speak usually once a week. The plan is when my dear old dad decides to hang up his cowboy hat it will be me and not Michael Cole taking over the position as the play-by-play man for RAW is WAR. That's about it. On with my report!

Chris Benoit looked great at TV this week. This fine man from Edmonton is being asked to take it to another level and it is expected he'll be able to do so.

Tazz still has some weight issues to address. Right now he is at 240, but he would contribute a lot more if he's at 230. The WWF Superstars are counting on this young man from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York.

Speaking of New York, I highly recommend you fans to check out WWF New York. Many superstars eat there when they get a chance. Last week, Viscera was there and ordered everything on the menu.

Obnoxious and obese color commentators should worry about getting the product in the ring over and not themselves.

HHH vs. Chris Jericho at Fully Loaded should be a classic match. These two have great chemistry together and this match will take Jericho to the next level.

Brock Lesnar is a future blue chip superstar for the WWF. At 270 lbs. the NCAA heavyweight champion will be working with Jim Cornette's Ohio Valley Wrestling before coming to the WWF. Brock is a talented individual and has a bright future in front of him.

Lately, a lot of older stars have been leaving messages at my dad's office looking for work. The WWF doesn't have room for egotistical millionaires who have their better days behind them.

Mick Foley's role as WWF Commissioner has made for some great TV. Mick is having a great time and his presence in the locker room is excellent.

I hope to see some J.R.'s BBQ Sauce signs this week at TV. It would make my daddy quite proud.

The Undertaker's new character has been nothing short of a success so far. Undertaker still has a few nagging injuries, but this man is tough as shoe leather and will work through them. He is also a great locker room leader.

Would you buy steak sauce from J.R. Jr.?

Have a great week!

J.R. Jr.
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