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| Guest Columns | Rob (Just Rob) |
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Thoughts and Opinions on the Week that Was. My name is Rob, and these are my thoughts. Dustin Runnells and the WWF split. Dustin Runnells and Teri Split. Teri has nice tits. Dustin is going to WCW. What are the odds that Teri will have to pay Dustin alimony? Hollywood Hulk Hogan's trick knee is acting up. Apparently, Dr. Andrews inserted a little thingy that sends a shock into Hogan's ligaments whenever WCW's Quarter Hour ratings fall below 3.0. The Dudley Boys appear to be headed WWF way. Dudleys vs the Acolytes, Dudleys vs the Hardys. Dudleys vs the Acolytes vs the Hardys. That will be the next three PPV tag title matches. Ok, I like the Dudleys. But, they belong in ECW. Still, it's better they sold out to the WWF than to WCW. WCW is looking at Rob Van Dam. Eric Bischoff is dumb enough to not realize what Rob Van Dam 4:20 means. On the bright side, maybe hiring Rob van Dam would be the final nail in Bischoff's coffin, and WCW could hire someone who actually knows how to book talent that doesn't stick anything up Bischoff's ass. I miss Hyatte's Patterson jokes. The Big Show and the Undertaker have formed a team. One is young and fat. The other is old and fat. Well, at least the Big Show could get thinner, if he'd stop eating all the midget wrestlers. The Undertaker has a bigger problem. He's about to be overshadowed by another giant in the biz, who's taken some nasty bumps the last few months to earn my respect. Yes, I AM talking about Paul Bearer. Go ahead, try to tell me you didn't laugh when you saw him jiggling like a plate of jello after getting a stunner, or while watching that tremendous body mass move after getting the People's Elbow. X-pac made a run in during the Main Event. This will, of course, lead to another Kane-Undertaker match at some point. There have been almost as many of these matches as there have been Savage-Hogan matches. Of course, following the WCW Sucks-WWF Rules Theory, no matter how bad Kane-Undertaker XVI is, it'll still rule. OK, so we all mark out on something. For me, it's x-Pac's comeback, Kane doing a dropkick or something else someone his size shouldn't be doing, and D-Lo Brown getting a Face Pop. But, can someone explain to me why I mark out whenever Bob Holly gets his ass kicked? Al Snow is seeking spiritual guidance from a chihuahua. Well, it worked for Taco Bell. At least he's trying new ways to get Head over. I like the Mark Henry spots where he's trying to get in shape. I like the fact that the WWF just didn't put him on the back burner while he tries to lose 50 pounds. He would still only be best suited as D-Lo Brown's bodyguard or enforcer, helping a heel D-Lo keep an IC Title reign. Of course, the fact he's not as pleasent to look at as, say, Debra's chest will keep him from that role. Steve Blackman and..... wait, this is still CRZ's page. Nevermind. As this is being written, Jeff Jarrett's IC Title Reign is just hours from being over. I like Dubba J. Jarrett will never really be a top contender for the World Title. But, I could honestly see Jarrett vs Austin headline a PPV. Jarrett vs Austin at the PPV between Rumble and Wrestlemania? Think about it, it might even be a great match, old school, it'd sell because of Austin. Hell, if HBK could work a PPV Main with The Bulldog, I see no reason why JJ couldn't work a Main with Austin. Kevin Nash, Sid, and Rick Steiner have formed some kind of group or alliance. Hogan, Goldberg and Sting have formed another. Of course, booking these 6 individuals in a Nitro Main Event before their stupid Pay Per View would make sense. So, of course, Erik Watts and David Flair will be the Main Events for the rest of the month. And, finally, since I touched on the subject briefly above: I don't mind David Flair holding the US Title. Especially if it means that Ernest Miller doesn't get a title reign. Later. Rob freelance Mail the Author |
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