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REES' PIECE OF MIND HyatteThis! I figure anyone reading this falls into one of two groups. Friends of mine are the first; extremely hardcore fans who read anything about wrestling on the web are the second. The hardcore fans are probably well aware that ScoopThis!.com has reverted (again) to a wrestling intensive format. And right now they have the funniest parody I've ever read, titled "Finally, The Rock has Come!" Go read it, and come back. Anyway, I'm a big fan of STc, as they call it. At least when they stay focused on wrestling. And the addition of Chris Hyatte to the mix makes perfect sense. Let's face it - the Mop-Ups have about as much to do with pro-wrestling as the Ms. Rumble Bikini Contest did. Hyatte has written some great serious stuff in his "And Another Thing" column at Scoops. The Mop-Ups, however, are about Pat Patterson jokes, ripping other web personalities, and generally crude shit. Hey, if you want a recap with both humor and a play-by-play, read CRZ's stuff. It's the best; Hyatte even admits it. But no one on the net is funnier than Hyatte when he's got a bug up his ass. Hyatte made another bold statement in his last column, about how he was going to do everything he could to gain back number one recapper status. This is from the guy who has trouble turning in columns two weeks in a row. Naturally, he had "hardware problems" and didn't get his second set in last week. But that's the beauty of Hyatte. He's not supposed to turn his shit in every week. He's not supposed to be dependable. I think the weeks off help because it makes us ask, "Where the Fuck is Hyatte?" And when he does come back, part of the fun is seeing what his excuse was this week, and hearing him say he'll never, eeeeeever, do it again. And by the way, those of you who took the three-week over on Hyatte, pay up. For those that took the under, I would like to remind you that gambling is illegal in the state of Illinois and you should be ashamed of yourself. The last part here is my interpretation of the STc FAQ. They have a short deal on how to become a STc writer, and some of their comments and rules just begged to be spoofed. So I did. Anyway, hope you enjoy, and if you didn't, Go F' yourself. Q:How do I become an STc writer? A: The address for material submissions is dscherer@1wrestling.com. There are a few guidelines to follow to better your chances of being considered for publication.
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