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STICK IT

Hey, it's the Stick It all nighter.......cause it's kinda late when I write this! Anyone else wish WCW would do those again, show some old stuff? I do, then again it'd turn out being like the "Best of Nitro" and be ALL HOGAN ALL THE TIME.

There, now we can begin the column.........

It's so hard to find a topic:

As I sit here tired and all around annoyed from work and school, I'm pondering what to write about. Many ideas are obvious and overkilled by now by the other (fasters) columnists on this site such as Vince Russo, ect ect ect.

I'd give you my Nitro thoughts but I haven't found the time to watch the show yet. Halloween is shaping up to be OK....though the First Family is wrestling. Ok, i'll confess, i'm a First Family mark, Knobbs calling the fans "losers and wussies" is great cause....it's stupid cheap heat!!! Who can't love him for trying so hard.

If anything, Benoit vs Hart was a classic and I might as well stop now, as when the Russo Monster Angle Machine takes over, say by by to the slim chance of a thirty minute match on Nitro ever again. Great thing is, guys like Misterio and Malenko can have a great 4 minute match. Maybe it won't be that bad.

-Topic 1: Halloween Havoc Prediction:

Match One: Sting vs Hulk Hogan

Well, I'd love to believe that Hogan won't win, with Russo taking over the next nights Nitro and not wanting to push Hogan. But that evil Hulkamaina thing is kinda going on in a way that no-one-care-about-it! I'll always love Sting, and his button up shirt a few weeks back was really choice! EVIL WEARS A COLLAR!!!!!!...............oh yea, well, I'm going to sin and say the Big Orange wins here, sorry.

Match Two: First Family vs Harlem Heat

Gee, this is though. I'd say the first family wins in a complete squash but sence they have been preoccupied with their Nitro wars with Goldberg, i bet they might be too worn out to beat the heat.............Harlem Heat wins......

Can you tell i'm insanely tired?

Match Three: The Spirit of Lex Luger Given Flesh vs Bret Hart

The whole Death of Lex Luger thing was wacked out and trippy, and it made him look like Scott Steiner. o.0 when i die, can I look like Steiner, and just WHO killed Lex Luger anyway????? So many questions! Either way, Bret's finally getting his push I THINK! (well, it has been more a year, when is he going to get a world title shot??????) I'm wondering if Russo's coming will have any effect on Bret, then again, i wonder where I can get a copy of Konnan's CD.

And Why the hart punch doesn't kill a person

and Why Bret Hart doesn't use a hart punch.

WCW is sooooo strange

Match Four: DDP vs Ric Flair

If Flair ever wins a match, i'll go really nuts. I'm picking Flair for the hell of it!

Match Five (wow, five announced matches, go WCW!): Berlyn vs BA!!!!! HOOTIE-HOO

Man, that No Limit's Leader is gonna pop a cap in Berlyn's....oh wait, that angle's over, he's back to being a redneck or something. WCW is doing it's best to kill Berlyn cause he's too plae for TV or something stupid like that. Thank you Buff for ruining Wright's chances. I like the Berlyn character a lot, a new spin on the old evil forigener gimmik. It was going great! the music isn't that bad!

oh yea, the WCW music cd barley has any themes......shoot me now.

That's all the match I can think off. Oh yea, Sid vs Goldberg

I'm not going to talk about Sid vs Goldberg.

I'll be back around Friday or Saturday with much longer and well thought out column, thanks

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