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| Guest Columns | Michael Moore |
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HOW I WOULD BOOK SMACKDOWN! For the last couple of weeks, I have been sending e-mail feedback to the WWF at mailto:wwffans@wwf.com and I wish I could take credit for some angles, but I have been predicting some of the happenings on TV. I said that The Big Bossman should do something heinous to get over as a heel. He steals The Big Show's dead father. I also suggested that Luna and Gangrel should hook up since he got dumped by the Hardy's. I'm still waiting to see if they take my idea for The British Bulldog. I would have him come down the isle and proclaim that he is elated that Austin is injured. He also says that he hasn't been this happy since Owen broke Austin's neck. Boom. He's over. So now I'm going to write up a column on Tuesdays and Fridays about how I would book the next Smackdown and RAW respectively. Also I will add comments like how The British Bulldog needs a proper set of wrestling gear. My predictions on the Car Driver: Mr. Ass (To Obvious), Undertaker (Black car), Shawn Michales (Because of comments on Byte this that could be used as an angle), and lastly........Eric Bischoff. Think of the shock it would be if Uncle Eric broke his contract to be in the WWF angle to get back at WCW. RATINGS BONANZA! I would have RAW open up with a promo by The Big Bossman and Prince Albert. TBB would run down The Big Show and The Rock. The Rock would take offense to it and challenge TBB for his "Monkey crap of a belt" Match 1: Kaientai (TAKA Michinoku & Sho'ichi Funaki) vs. The Hardy Boyz (W/ 2 Cold Nipples) Long high-flying match with no story, win for the Boyz Backstage Jericho is running around backstage with a broken broom handle muttering to himself. Match 2: Kane vs. Road Doggy-dog Preparation H and X-Lax have Tori on stage in mid-battle. Repeat of the same think the Undertaker did with X-lax a couple Smackdown's ago. Kane up's and leaves mid-match to make chase. IT'S ROCK, AND HE'S WALKING! Match 3:D-lo & Godfather vs. Holly's Val Venus and Mark Henry come down mid match to observe. After D-Lo and The Godfather win, Val and Mark jump them. Shots of Mick and Al on Vacation Match 4: Gangrel (W/ Luna) vs. Chyna (W/ Ms. Kitty) for the IC-Belt Chris Jericho tries to interfere with a crude looking cross made of broom handles but Luna starts to take him out. Ivory comes out to lay out Luna and Gangrel is distracted. One pedigree later, it's 1-2-3 for the 9th wonder of the world. Shots of Kane helping Tori Match 5: Preparation H vs... ??? McMahon announces that Hunter needs a tuff, big guy to teach him a lesson, so his opponent is...... Da' Blue Meanie! Meanie puts up a good fight, but HHH gets the win. Kane attacks after the bell. Announced for RAW, Gangrel & Luna vs Jericho and Ivory JR and Lawler talk about Austin and the A&E special about him. They mention that his real name is Steve Williams. JR then Quips "I don't have any friends names Steve Williams, His name is Austin, not Williams" (Because of the parody of JR with Dr. Death Steve Williams on Nitro Monday night) Match 6:Prince Albert vs The British Bulldog W/ Posse for the Euro Title Boss man comes down to interfere on Albert's behalf but backfires. Bulldog gets the win. Rock comes charging down and the next match begins Match 7: The Rock vs #1 Contender for the Heavyweight belt, The Big Bossman for the Hardcore title with Bulldog, Posse and Prince Albert still at ringside, a HUGE brawl erupts with Bulldog and the Posse beating up on the other three, and them amongst each other. End of Match: Bulldog Running Powerslams Bossman onto a table, Rocky rock bottoms and elbows Bulldog for his trouble and pins Bossman for the Title! Michael Moore freelance Mail the Author |
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