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A WEEK OF STUPID SHIT IN WRESTLING

Here is a list of some of the dumbest shit that happened this week in wrestling in no apparent order. Although if there was an order I don't think I'd let you know. I think you could figure that out yourselves.

1. The release of Kanyon by WCW. What in the good fucking world are they thinking?! Lets release possibly our best worker in the ring so he can go the WWF and become a fucking superstar. Way to go Bill Busch you fucked up once again. So let me get this straight. Instead of firing Kevin Sullivan from the booking committee you let FIVE wrestlers be released? FIVE talented in ring wrestlers that your promotion so badly needs right now you just let go for nothing in return. If anybody with half a brain from Time Warner/AOL was paying any fucking attention to what you are doing you would be fired (fuck paying to see a house show would get you fired). Since you're in that to big for its own fucking good TW/AOL conglomerate nobody notices the shit that appears on TNT every week.

2. Hogan on the Radio. How in the world do you let this guy ever and I mean eeeeever represent your fucking company?! He runs down the current talent on a regular basis, sucks the dick of your main competitor on open airwaves while schilling for you, runs down your already devalued title even further saying that he never lost it in the first place, claims he could be main eventing against Vince McMahon in two months, and possibly the funniest thing of all time; he doesn't even know what time or what station Nitro is on!!! What a dumb fucker. Fire this old orange fuck now because I don't think he could get a job with the WWF right now. Why would they want this unprofessional egomaniac infesting their locker room? You have a bunch of guys who dislike him including one of your big guns (Austin). Also if the ratings ever fall he will be the first one to bail on your ass and make your promotion seem bush league weather it is or not. I think Bill Bush should staple Hogan's lips shut until his contract is over. This would prevent him from badmouthing the people from where his livelihood is made. I detest Hogan. He is fucking manipulative bitch.

3. Nitro. It fucking sucks. Hogan was on, no clean ending because he sucks. I will not watch this shit anymore. No more Nitro for me. Last night was the last fucking straw. I couldn't even make it through all of CRZ's Nitro report in one sitting. I don't care who you are but you can't make the Mamalukes funny, especially that fucking wedding segment.

4. Mark Henry and Maye Young in bed. Edible what?!!!!!!!!

5. Where the Hell is Test? We get Mark Henry naked in bed but nothing from Test who you think would be on some sort of mission to destroy Triple H and Stephanie for using him like they did. Instead he got hurt in a non-related Hard Core title match. What shitty booking on that one. This man was OVER and now nobody will probably give a shit about him when he returns from injury. Most likely the WWF will build him back up but still it just seems like such a waste when he was already over to begin with.

The best thing to happen this week.

Kanyon gets released. Now maybe this multitalented wrestler can go to a real company and get a decent push, singles or tag it doesn't matter. And if what I read on the PWTorch is true, that Kanyon bitched out Hogan for him running down the younger talent (Kidman) than I got MAD ANGRY STUPID PROPS!!!! For my man Kanyon. Way to take a bite out of the oldest orange in the orchard.

In summation of this hate filled diatribe I'd just like to say I hope the end of WCW is near. They suck. At least ECW puts effort into their matches and attempt actual angles that make sense. WCW doesn't. Instead of Shitro on Monday nights how about TNT airing a wrestling history show. Showcasing all of their greatest angles from the days of the old NWA to the formation of the NWO or something like that. It would do a lot better ratings than the crap they put on now does. Even second run wrestling shows are better than the shit they put on TV currently.

Until next time remember Nitro kills brain cells dead.

Gregg Mixdorf
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