Bret Hart is the man.

He is the only man who can save us from the monotony of booking in wrestling.

Have you been watching your wrestling closely lately?

I know its difficult due to the boringness ("Boringness?" I think you meant to say "boredom." - CRZ) it has been enducing but I've been noticing some stuff.

In the buildup to the King of the Ring Ross invokes former winner Bret Hart's name more than former winner Steve Austin's name.

Why?

Who is comming back to the fold faster? Hart or Austin?

Who was Linda on the phone with? Hart or Austin?

Is post concussion syndrom easy to fake? Probably.

Who the hell am I kidding?

During the ppv weren't you screaming for something to happen didn't you want a suprise, a swerve, something in an attempt to spice up the show? I was. I was screaming for Bret Hart to come out and beat Vince into a bloody pulp, and then to destroy HHH and then to take out the Rock, and then Kane and then Undertaker and then Shane and then Ross and then Lawler and anybody else who just happened to get in his crosshairs during a vengeful rage. It would be poetry in motion. It would be exciting. It would be the greatest wrestling feud of all time.

We will never see it happen and it sucks.

Ross is all to blame for this.

If he would just quit mentioning his name every episode of Raw then I wouldn't wish to watch Bret wrestle again in the WWF. I wouldn't wish for a feud between him and HHH. A feud between him and Jericho. I should stop now this is making me depressed.

Back in the day it wasn't Hogan for me it was the Hart Foundation. Anvil and Bret, a great tag team. I always tried to watch them on tv when they were on, when my dad wasn't yelling at me to turn of wrestling because it was 'fake crap'. I miss those days. I miss the sunglasses being put onto a kid.

To put it bluntly I miss the days of Bret Hart in the WWF.

I hope Montreal is a work.

Maybe it is. Most likely it isn't. Ross is getting my hopes up by dropping the Hart name within shows. I wish he would quit toying with my feelings like this. Don't make me think about cool stuff that won't happen Ross. It just makes what you put on instead look dull and boring.

Bring back the pink and black attack. Or never mention his name again on WWF tv.

Ross do you understand?

Ross?

You wouldn't care anyways.