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FAKE SMACKDOWN! SPOILERS
Dear CRZ- This is either a really stupid idea, or a new Tuesday tradition! (Or both.) A Slash Wrestling Exclusive Hello! I have just returned from the fake Smackdown tapings in Cincinnati, Ohio! What a show! I had great seats, so I could see everything, but due to the noise I couldn't hear the OvalTron for some parts. Dark Matches: Steve Bradley pinned Nick Dinsmore Fatu (in a sumo outfit) pinned Bull Buchanan(?) Sunday Night Heat Tapings: Chris Jericho defeated Sean Stasiak by submission The Acolytes defeated Taka & Funaki when Bradshaw pinned Funaki Mark Henry pinned Viscera Kurt Angle defeated The Blue Meanie by pinfall. Smackdown begins Vince and the Stooges are in the back, talking with one of the cops from Monday. Shane, Test & Stephanie walk in. Test says that he's ready for a title shot. Vince tells them that he's busy. Test keeps pushing until Vince agrees to give Test & Shane a title shot against the New Age Outlaws.
Match 1 Video Footage of Al Snow & Mankind in Vegas is shown. They meet the two detectives from UPN's "The Strip". After the meeting, Foley decides that they should try to figure out who ran over Austin. Al points out that all the suspects are in Cincinnati. Mick says "So What"? Interview The Rock comes out to a great ovation. Finally, the Rock has come back to Cincinnati! The Rock demands a match with Boss Man and Prince Albert, and promises to take Albert, turn him sideways, and you know the rest. Boss Man and Prince Albert come out, wearing bandages, and stand on the rampway, gloating at The Rock. Big Show comes out and attacks from behind. Boss Man runs away, while Big Show practically throws Albert through the set! We see video footage of the Acolytes in a bar, drinking with members of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Match 2 Video of The Acolytes shooting pool with Corey Dillon & Darnay Scott of the Bengals, when the Acolytes are challenged to a fight by three guys. The Acolytes tell the Bengals to wait inside. They go outside and beat up the jabronis, but are attacked from behind by the Dudleys. There is a HUGE third Dudley, who looks a lot like Wrath.
Match 3 Back in Vegas, video of Mick Foley and Al Snow, who are playing detectives. They interrogate a showgirl with large breasts. Snow keeps calling her "Rena".
Match 4 Video shown of Mideon, who is sneaking around the hallway. He ducks into the garage, and is talking to an unseen figure. He tells the figure that everyone is looking for him.
Match 5 Another video of Al Snow & Mankind, who are in Vegas, interrogating an Elvis impersonator. Mankind says that Austin stole the guy's wife. Snow keeps calling the Elvis impersonator "Mongo". The guys gets security to take Mankind and Snow away.
Interview Backstage, Vince and the cops are looking at some type of security camera tape. They see something on the tape and go charging out of the room.
Match 6 On the video, we see Vince, the Stooges and the detectives hunting for someone in the parking garage. A car nearly hits Vince, and he has to jump out of the way. The car drives off.
Match 7 The Rock takes the microphone and does his rap. The cooler guy throws Rock a beer. Rock takes a swig and spits it out. "The Rock comes out and electrifies these people, and all you can give the Rock is a Natural Light?" The crowd pops for that, and the Rock sings Smackdown Hotel to send everyone home happy.
End fake smackdown spoilers.
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