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Lazlos Post Flu Rant:
12-10-99
This has been one wild and crazy week for yours truly. I started it off
having to take care of two very sick children and I finished the week flat
on my back with the flu. And not your garden variety version of the flu, oh
no. This bitch was the kind that made you wish you were dead. But things are
slowly but surely getting better, two of my best friends from Detroit are
coming to stay with me for the weekend. So I guess my week is actually
ending on an up note. Anyway that's enough bitching and moaning, on to the
wrestling!
I have decided that the new improved version of Al Snow kicks my ass! The
man is taking shit from no one, although did anyone else notice that he
didn't have the backwards HELP ME written on his forehead last night?
Personally I hope that he destroys Rock on Sunday.
On a related note I just want to say that I have nothing but respect and
admiration for The Rock and Mankind. Two of the biggest faces in the history
of the WWF are working a major angle with as man who, although a bush league
star, has been perpetually stuck in the WWF's midcard ranks. Snow has been a
wrestler for almost 2 decades and I think this is the best shot are
superstar status that he has ever had.
Torrie Wilson is staying in WCW,........this sucks! The woman is hot, many
have compared her to "Sunny" before the rampant drug use started to take
it's toll on her body. (although you have to admit that Sunny is still one
of the most beautiful women in the business.)
A friend of mine has pointed out that Chynas breasts appear to be growing.
All I have to say to this is.....and your complaining about this??? I am a
Chyna follower and groupie, also I like Spice, therefore I say that if Chyna
want s bigger boobs then Chyna should have bigger boobs.
The Orange lights and the weird symbol are for TAZ!!!! AND NOT THE
UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!! If one more person tries to convince me that's it's all
about the Taker I think that I might scream. Every reputable person on the
net says that it's Taz. But if it is the Taker that would be pretty cool.
Diamond Dallas Page is not coming to the WWF! if he does I will publicly
have a coronary.
Kane Rules! and all of Tories rubbing up against him is kind of
erotic......uh where was I?!?!?
Mark my words people.....The WCW is going to fuck Chris Benoit again!
DX is starting to bug the shit out of me.
OK folks that's about all of the "witty" commentary I could pull out of my
ass today.
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