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Post Thursday Rant:
12-03-99:

Once again wrestling has put on two shows. One was a highly anticipated edition of WWF Smackdown that sort of fell flat, and the other was the last live edition of WCW Thursday Thunder. (soon to be Wednesday Thunder)Lets just say that the less I say about Thunder the better. All of that being said......on to the rants!

  • Stephanie....oh Stephanie....I still find her a very attractive woman, but they are pushing her past the bounds of her limited acting abilities. I can only be forced to watch her make herself cry so many times before I explode.

  • Hunter you are the man! Triple H has risen to become the best Heel on the WWF's roster today. (this is just my own damn opinion, but many people seem to agree) Every time HHH calls Vince dad I bust a gut. But I think that he is in danger of being associated with a story line that is quickly losing favor with the fans. But I would like to see another Triple H Vs. Test match, the last one rocked.

  • OK this shit worth Vince and a bat and poor little Shane trying to stop him has to end right this damn minute! It's giving me a pain in my brain. We all know that Vince is really pissed off, I don't need to see the same thing week in and week out. Some more variety would be nice.......and a good danish...

  • I want to see "It's a WWF Christmas". We dress up The Big Show like Santa and let him run rampant in Titian Tower......anyone else....anyone?

  • Where was BB? I like her already, she's probably going to be pushed beyond the Klingon headed Mrs. Austin (boy that one still feels weird). But BB?!?!? That's got to be one of the dumbest names I've heard in a while.

  • Chyna and Mini-Chyna.......the high point of my evening was seeing them in there new active wear. I've gotten a few e-mails about my ....uh....fixation on the lovely Chyna. Let me just say people that if you ever met me in person it would make a whole lot more sense..........but I digress.

  • Would anyone else pay good money to see Michael "The great Satan" Cole in a Hard-Core match with Terry Taylor? The Rooster Vs. Satan that would rock!

  • I'm beginning to warm up to Too Cool and Rikishi. That dance made me fall off of my couch laughing! Rikishi reminded me of an enlarged version of the dancing baby on Ally McBeal. This is not to say that Lazlo has ever watched Ally, especially not the one where the two hot chicks kiss........yeah that's the ticket.

  • Why oh why Lord must we watch Stephanie waiting around for TEST? They are wasting good wrestling time! And when he finally gets there he doesn't know if he loves her anymore!!!! Why? What the hell did she do besides get drugged and violated by the scary displace canuck? I would never let a guy like that marry on of my daughters.

  • Al Snow is being pushed up against The Rock and Mankind, I'm really happy for Al but this, much like the reunion of the Rock and Sock, feels damn forced. And another thin watching Mick chew the Rocks ass when they broke up was a wonderfully played moment in wrestling history, like the speech Mick made when he dropped the Cactus Jack gimmick (still one of the saddest days ever in my life). And now they have just shitted all over it.

  • The Dudleys rule! but they were better in ECW, they are learning that things are different then when they were in the Bush Leagues. The Fans of the Big 2 are harder to please.

  • Kane...kicks...my...ass!

  • Internet wrestling fans are a picky and temperamental lot. Sometimes I think that it would be better if we all went back to being little "marks".

  • Friend of mine posted an asinine question the other day, "Do you think that Tori and Kane ....do it?" just illustrates how stupid some people are....jeez.

  • The New Age Outlaws are getting old. Things really need to be freshened up for them.

  • And for that matter everything that DX is involved in seems hollow and paper thin. This has to be the most forced push I've seen in awhile. Paper thin I tell ya.

  • I love my wife......just thought I'd throw that in.

  • My kids watch wrestling with me every week and I don't have a problem with what they see. You know some people will now want to take my kids from me because of that last statement.

  • Did anyone else see the little Taco-Bell dog that was thrown in the ring during the Snow / Rock match? Long live Pepper.

  • Who here hates Kevin Nash besides me? Now be honest people........

  • What kind of yogurt is better, fruit on the bottom or fruit on the top? Personally I hate yogurt.

    Well Thats it people, have a nice day!

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