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LAZLOS POST MONDAY RANT
11-30-99

Lazlo is a content man, last night on Raw is Love we finally saw the first honest curve that the WWF has thrown the Internet smarts in months.

Triple H married Stephanie, that's was hysterical!

I am also highly entertained by the growing situation with The Rock, Mankind, and Al Snow. Personally I hope that Snow kicks the Rocks ass at sometime in the near future. I've "Marked" for Al for quite awhile now.

Chyna looked damn good last night, she has the most beautiful hair I have ever seen (for those of you that don't know, hair is the standard that Lazlo judges women by if you have good hair your all right by me...unless your a guy).

Bobcat, the EMT, has made me wish I needed the paramedics, maybe a little mouth to mouth.......

Stephanie was gorgeous in her wedding dress.....ah young beauty (I love her hair too).

The Acolytes and the Dudleys were one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile....."don't be talking about my mamma."

I want to see Terri Runnels nekkid just once damnit, and not just a little booby popping out (ala Jackie) but real nudity damnit!!!!!

I hate the PTC!

Nitro looks like it was a decent show, I flipped back and forth (although I need to get off my fat ass and watch my damn tape!)

Test has a face like a horse! But I still think that he is entertaining as hell, he'll have the Heavy Weight belt within 2 years....mark my words now people.

Spice (the littlest Nitro Girl) is a pixie goddess......ahhhhhhhhh......

Debra McMich.....errr Austin.....has forehead like a damn Klingon, watch some old Raw and/or Nitro tapes and tell me I'm wrong.

Chris Benoit is one of the most underrated workers in the wrestling world, a friend of mine says that the only reason Russo is pushing him is to placate all of the Internet smarts.

Jericho...Y2J...Lionheart...damn scary Canadian if you ask me.

Five things about Canada that frighten me:

  • Chris Jericho
  • Toronto...feels like an "Evil Spock" version of an American city, and it's to damn clean.
  • Trees..Trees..and more damn trees.
  • beavers are the tool of the devil.
  • 3 words...Michael J. Fox.

    (the above was for humor only, I grew up 25 mile from Canada and have many friends there)

    Tammy Lynn Sytch looks as if she has aged 10 years in the last 2. And she looks more and more like her hair comes from a bottle. This worries me because I have always thought she was one of the most beautiful women in the business.

    Is it just me or does the ECW on TNN show feel more disjointed than the syndicated Hard-core TV?

    I read some thing very funny at [Slash] Wrestling about the Nitro Girls acting like they are from the "Mean streets of Candyland"....funny shit if you as me.

    I want to see Michael Buffer fight Howard Finkle in a hard-core matchup...COME ON WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!

    If all hell did break lose at the millennium, what wrestler would you want with you? I'm going with Viscera, you could live off of his flesh for a year or more.

    Luna and a dead squirrel........lol!

    "Tumbleweed..." Weakner you nut-nut.

    Personally Dustin Rhodes Gimmick of 7even looked kinda neat to me.

    Remember prune Juice keeps you regular!

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