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Yoyoyo! Trailor park trash in da hizzouse! In the tradition of Eminem, the WWF's premier storyline writer and general pervert has turned to rapping in order to express himself. Here he is, let's give it up for Grand Mastah ASS himself, Vince Russo!! My Name Is (Vince Russo) rapped to the tune, beat, and rythm of Eminem's song "My Name Is (Slim Shady)" Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of you marks for one second? Hi kidz You like violence? Wanna see world title changes as often as you see Sid? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Say "suck it" even though you're just a school kid? My brain's dead weight. I'm trying to get my head straight. But I can't figure out which valet that Val should impregnate. And Vinny Mac said: "Vince Russo, you an ass man" Uh-huh! "I'll make you my right hand, and win puberty boy fans." Well, since I book, give ladies the slut-look That's all that it took to hook the Nielsen folks up (clickclickclickclick) I wanted to show off and had Jacky take her top off Watched 'em and said "that's some beautiful silicone, makes my heart soft" I give out dick-names like Meat, that gives 'em cheap heat Faster than when Yoko sits down to eat. C'mere Pepper! (Russo, wait a minute, that's a real dog!) I don't give a damn, wanna have him be made meal of! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo An old-school booker wanted some wrestling instead of ASS Great idea... then I'd be fired, so I think I'll pass I found his attache bag and pulled a classic, filled it with some fresh shit And told him to go watch porn 'til he GETS IT! I scout all the strip clubs for some hos to sign up She needs a nice ass, and we'll buy her the D-cup Pushing a foulmouth hick, runnin' over the catholics in Scranton, where they're screamin at me: "YOU CAN'T SAY 'DICK'!!" Ninety-nine percent of my job's to provoke you Not even Big Dusty makes more dough than I do I told 'em I'd grow up to be a famous booker Make an angle about doin' drugs and pimpin' hookers You know you blew up when the censors take a stand and try to get you banned 'cause you crucified a man This guy at 1wrestling asked for my autograph So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole." Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Stop the tape, this guy's never been on a date (loser!) Teenage mark, don't just sit there, masturbate! If not sexual stuff, I'll just book homicide Let's have someone carried inside the cemetary and buried alive Push a wino or druggie? I can barely decide If I booked a Hummer, it wouldn't be one you drive. All recent angles've been rather contrived I ain't had a good plan in years; but with ASS, that's easy to hide Ideas ripped like the yellow shirts on Hulk I swear when I talk, and book lesbian stalks. Back when we saw Rena I got so horny and the thought hit: We have got to sign her Vinny, ('Kay.) She just needs tits!! (Yay!) My sense of good taste is as good as dead Had a big ol' transvestite give Mark Henry some head Got Bob steaming mad And by the way, if you call this bad? Just wait 'til I book Shane Mac to marry his dad. Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Vince Russo Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Vince Russo Mr JF [slash] wrestling Mail the Author |
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