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BENOIT WILL SURVIVE
It's me, it's me, it's the M-R-Dot-J-F. For those unfamiliar with my work, allow me to plug it like mad as always: The Pulp Bookerman Archives! Go there, bookmark, tell your friends, then e-mail me. Do a good job, you may end up on. . . The current Top 5 Pulp Bookerman Fans list: 5. Shawn Colton. The dude e-mailed me a bunch of times giving me a proverbial BJotW. It was quite a while ago, but considering he sent me more e-mails than most people (who take the time to write one mail of perhaps six words), he gets to be on the list. He does a column here every now and then, I hear, so maybe you should read it. 4. Dr. Richard Templer. Don't know much about him, and he just sent me a very short e-mail where he stated his love for Pulp Bookerman, but he's a friggin' DOCTOR of something! According to his e-mail sig., he's also "Research Programme Manager" for some company in New Zealand. I'll be damned if I know what a Research Programme Manager does, but it sounds important, which is all that matters. For that, he gets # 4. 3. Sephiroith. Don't remember his real name, and I'm too lazy to check. This guy not only wrote an episode of PB of his own and sent it to me, but also a) told his friends, and b) put up a link to the archives on some University where he either works or goes to school (I don't know the details, stop bothering me!) when he was computer monitor, leading to a shitload of student possibly going to the site. 2. Jonathan Henderson. Get a load of this guy: He prints out all the Pulp Bookerman episodes, but before showing his friends, he holds a fucking screening of Pulp Fiction. I repay him by making him # 2 on this list. I think it evens out. And the number one Pulp Bookerman fan. . . 1. Herb Kunze. Now, this guy is really considerate. He knows that if people found out that he likes Pulp Bookerman, the hardcore fanbase would be diluted. So, just because he's such a great guy, he never tells anyone he loves it, either on his site or any place else in the world. Hell, even I don't know if he's ever even heard of the damn thing. OK, enough of that. That sort of mindless ego-stroking isn't the point of this column. It was just something I planned to write for intro filler, but it ended up taking more place than intended. I apologize
The real issue at hand is the WCW/Sullivan/Busch/Magnificent
Chris Benoit is on the verge of signing a record deal. Not record as in 'Guiness book of world . . .', but record as in 'bought in record store'. And I have the inside scoop on what the first hit single will be. I give you. . . "I Will Survive" Original artist: Gloria Gaynor. New lyrics: Mr. JF Performed by Chris Benoit. Dedicated to Kevin Sullivan./Mr JF [slash] wrestling Mail the Author Visit the Pulp Bookerman Archives Visit Hell in a Cell pro wrestling pages Visit WrestleArena |
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