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"As hot as WWF is. There is still room for improvement."

What a Raw main event, eh!

That crowd was so hot by the end, they even marked out for Bearer! Goobley Gooker could of ran out and the crowd would of been hot. Hell, even Outback Jack could of ran out and the crowd's response would of been deafening. Only Big Vis could of killed such a hot crowd - dead silent.

Unless he were to fall flat on his face again.

As hot as the WWF is. I still say there's room for improvement.

We've recently witness Steve Blackman get a gimmick. A gimmick which is doing more to give the guy some finally well deserved pops. A "cheese hat".

Only in the WWF.

Jericho gave me an idea on how to prove Big Vis. I still like my idea more - Just fire the fat fuck, already. But CJ's idea is worth debating.

Just imagine...

The crowd awaits for the wrestler to enter the ring. It's silent. When suddenly the music begins!

"Hey, hey, hi! It's Biiig Vis!"
"And I'm going to sing a song for youuu. And maybe even wrestle too".
"We'll have some fun now, just me and the WWF gang. Wrestling in that ring. "Cause wrestling is our thing!!"
"Na na na, gonna have a good time!" "Hey, hey, hi!"

Well, you get were I'm going. Just imagine Big fat stupid useless Vis. But imagine he's in a red sweater. With a normal hair cut. No contact lens, and wearing a pair of fat jeans, and tennis shoes. If you wanted. Add Mo to the mix. Just give Mo a toque that covers his face, with some eye holes.

"Yud dabba best, Big'a V-Vis". (heh, Mush Mouth accent, get it?)

No?

Okay I got a better gimmick change. So keep reading. Just keep reading. (You can surf for porn after, don't worry).

How's about this!?

DX- It's gotten a bit stale right? NAO- They are stale!

Didn't the Radicals just add so much to the DX feel? Did for me. You could team up Triple H and X-Pac with a fresh new team mate each week. Each week a cool new main event match.

The Torch was partial right. Let Gunn go to WCW. Keep Roaddogg for the HC. He'll be able to do his 3 spots [(1) His Boxing spot. (2) his Boogie Woogie Knee drop spot. (3) His "doggie style" lead in to the pump handle slam, spot. 3 Spots] there without exposing him- self as easily.

And get rid of Chyna already! And Mae Young. Mark Henry too. And Big Vis. Just thinking outloud, "Hey, hey, hi!"

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