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JAKKED/METAL PREVIEW To air 6.11.99! (But, to rip off CRZ himself, taped 2.11.99.) On WWF Jakked (or Metal, if you prefer) this week, the British Bulldog takes on the Godfather in a European Title Match. I didn't know there were any pimps in bloody ol' Europe? (joking, joking)! The Acolytes take on the team of Mideon and Viscera in what is called by WWF.com (and I quote) "a clash in the middle of the ring when the Acolytes take their no-nonsense approach to butt kicking into battle against the team of Mideon and Viscera." Butt kicking? Well if they say so. :) Also on the show nobody watches save me and the unfortunate recappers, Steve Blackman will take on Shawn "Don't call him Meat" Stasiak. Wasn't Blackman supposed to be receiving a monster push? And who lifted that briefcase? And who the hell is DDP's mysterious benefactor? Huh? HUH??? And in our main event (ha!) the "bobbin' head doll of the World Wrestling Federation," bad knee and all, D-Lo Brown will take on (yes!) Shoichi Funaki, who no doubt will be wearing one of those fruity blue Kaientai shirts! Plus, I imagine there will be stuff recapping the latest week in WWF history. Boy, I sure hope Vince hitting Shane was an accident! <gulp> I'm Josh Haggard. Why not send me some mail and tell me how bad my writing skills are, and how much I rip off CRZ and, to a lesser extent, Hyatte! Later! "J-Mann" Josh Haggard wondering why the Houston Astros changed their jerseys, and if we'll ever see Griffey in one Mail the Author |
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