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OVERHEARD Road Dogg: the Road Dogg is TdoodaRdoodaUdoodaE... Fans: say the other thing Road Dogg: todaDOdubbaG Fans: no, the OTHER thing Road Dogg: welcome to da Dogg House shiznit beatch dawg-e-style Fans: NO THE OTHER THING Road Dogg: its me, its me, its da D-O... Fans: aw, forget it. this guy sucks... Rock: so the Rock says hes gonna turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass! Crowd: YEAH!! WHOO!!!! Steve Austin: well Stone Cold Steve Austin says you can take that fancy microphone of yours... and stick it up your ass!! Crowd: WHOO HOO!!!! Rock: oh yeah jabroni? well the Rocks gonna take that knee brace of yours, coat it with monkeypiss, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! Crowd: YEAH!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!! Steve Austin: well Stone Cold Steve... Pat Patterson: well Mr. McMahon, we just got the ratings in, they're through the roof! Vince: excellent, so long as the public is fascinated with the rectal insertion of various inanimate objects we'll stay on top for good Gerald Brisco: yep. Mr. Ass: look at my ass Mr. Perfect: oh yeah, we'll i'm perfect Mr. Hughes: hi Mr. McMahon: i have big grapefruits! i mean, grapefruit balls! i mean balls the size of grapefruits! Mr. Backlund: vote for me! Eric Bischoff: hey Kev, you notice something Mr. Nash: i'm way ahead of you... Raven: well it looks like i'm out of WCW Someone who knows Raven, lets call him "Bob": well, what are you gonna do now? *2 months later* Jim Ross: welcome everyone to Raw is War! Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES!! YAHAHAHA!! MY GIRLFRIEND STACY IS JEFF JARRETTS NEW VALET!! I'M A PEDOPHILE!! WHOOHOO!!! Raven: what about me? what about Johnny Polo? Mike McGuirk: hey CRZ, you're one sexy mofo! CRZ: i've waited my whole life for this *drool* Mike McGuirk: take me CRZ: yes ma'am!! Bobby Heenan: what a ham'n'egger, he's doing it all wrong! Gorilla Monsoon: look at em go! CRZ: i'm a warrior! i can do it! i'm a warrior! Test: hey Stephanie... Stephanie: hello Andrew. I LOVE you, i really LOVE you Test: my names Test. Stephanie: Andrew Martin, i LOVE you Test: shut up! its TEST!!! AARRRGH!!! *smack* Jim Ross: oh my! he let Stephanie have it! Imagine the feelings Test must have for Stephanie to do this! He must really love her! Tony Schiavone: and Sid continues to terrorize the superstars backstage! he's up to 1890-0!!!! Sid: AURRORGHH!!! Bobby Heenan: it appears Sid just cut in line in front of Mikey Whipwreck AND Johnny Swinger at the water fountain! Tony Schiavone: 1892-0!!!! Bobby Hennan: oh my goodness! Sid just stole an ice cream from the vendor!!! Tony Schiavone: Gadzooks! 1893-0!!!! Bobby Hennan: and now he just finished the ice cream! its done!!! Tony Schiavone: 1894! 1884! 1894!!! Sid: SKEE-BALL-O-ZOOOO!!!!! Bobby Hennan: kerriiipes! Sid just stepped on that junebug on his way to the bathroom!!! Tony Schiavone: 1895! he's the millenium man! we didnt rip off this gimmick i swear!!! I'm a really bad commentator! Really bad! Wow! Sid: SCOOBY DOOBY DOORAGH!!! Bobby Heenan: he just broke off the toilet handle! when will the carnage end! Tony Schiavone: I reallly suck!!!! 1896!!! will someone get me a life! please!!! Morgan Green freelance Mail the Author |
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