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RUSSO To the tune of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock Russo...Russo... Well I'm a packin' up my bags an I'm a head down south Where gimmicks are in need of a script and a mouth Find a spot in GA and chill like Bisch Bring a TV writer who smells like fish Well I'm a, Vinnie Roo from N-Y-C With a real bad accent but a love for TV Gonna hook up with Ted, who pays the most And I'll run this show up and down the coast I'll be working with Flair, take Liz on a date But the first thing gone are those Cruiserweights All those titles, I really wanna Toss 'em the trash, the fans don't want 'em Start a brand new era, for all the right reasons While I count all my loot on the top of Four Seasons Vinnie Mac is finally gonna lose You know I'm headin' down south because I really wanna be a... Russo baby (With a tough guy talk and a scrawny body) Russo baby (Hire Madden and I'll demote Bobby) I wanna be a Russo baby (Writing all night 'casue I've got no life) Russo baby (Maybe next week I can get Flair's wife) I'll bet you hear the ratings climb when I settle in It sounds like...when Ralphus breaks wind Turn 'em face, turn 'em heel, at the drop of a hat I fired Scott Hall, but I'll bring him back I'll push Tank Abbot, and The Demon too And what the hell, the Three Count Crew Put Judy Bagwell on center stage And they'll remember who did it, the man they call Russo baby (Change my champ every thirteen days) Russo baby ('Cause all the Internet Smarks are gay) I wanna be a Russo baby (Book my show right on the fly) Russo baby (I won't quit until McMahon dies) (Rock part) Yeah, Vinnie Roo, I'm a step inside To this big squared circle and I'll tell you lies I'll jump and bump around like mad for Flair It'll put me over and the fans will care I'll make Chris Kanyon take a fall from the cage I'll do my shoots that will break that kayfabe Hire a stuntman to fall for Sting 'Cause he's too busy with that Christian thing Push David Flair right down your throats And while I'm at it, get a couple of ho's For Big Poppa Pump that 'rioded freak Then have him turn on Nash every couple of weeks Why you wanna pick on me? Next time you step, you'll be jobbin' to Kee-Wee Production woes, and Duggan HOOOOOOOOOS! I'll make all the ladies take off their clothes Blame it on Kevin, let him take the fall If they don't like it they can (RADIO EDIT) I'll run this place right into the ground And I won't care if the buyrates are down (Russo) With the fake blood falling and smashing tables (Russo) Maybe next year I'll call Greta Gables (Russo) Make Arquette my next World Champ (Russo) Do what I want, I don't give a damn (Russo) I'm that man that'll make a star... (Russo) I'm that man that'll make a star... (Russo...) The Critic2K "Saving the world, one puff at a time" Mail the Author Visit Wrestlefans Online 2000 |
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