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Perceptions: Look What The Cat Dragged In.

Dedicated to Rebecca Cerese and Sharon "First Lady of the Oracles" Austin.

First of all, thanks for your response to my last week column. This time is just a bunch of random thoughts, I had in my schedule a retro rant of an infamous '97 PPV, but after I saw the second match, I change my mind and I'll do the RR later.

The Big Show and Shane O Mac in a Stable together... That Makes Perfect Sense. Of course if something like this happen in WCW, a lot of fans will scream "Stupid Russo/Bischoff Booking".

About Vince McMahon, In his last "Retirement" was he a Face or a Heel ?

And how much time until He Comes Back to the Rocking Horse ?

Is Andrea Corr a Beautiful Fallen Angel or What ? I Hope she didn't hurt her Derriere when she Felt from Heaven.

Memo to Kurt Angle: You Can Look the UT Bike, but You Can't Touch her. Punishment: "No Selling, No Jobbing" Performance in a PPV.

I still dont know what some guys saw in the Mighty Mouse... er, I mean Tazz.

Is just me or The UnderTaker now is as Lazy as Nash and as Reluctant to Job as Hogan ?

But of course, He will be WWF World Champion again soon, Nash and Hogan too (WCW).

Well, at least 2 Canadians are little by little, inch by inch... Tearin Down the Walls of the road to Main Event, and probaly... WrestleMania/SummerSlam 2001, Only Time Will Tell.

Anyone have a Pic of Miss Hancock in her Wedding Dress ?

I believe Mick "Commish" Foley made a promise about "No More Boring 20 minutes ramblings".

Just a little memory of Bret Hart: Vertical Suplex, Russian Legsweep, Backbreaker, Elbowdrop from the second rope and Sharpshooter (Five Moves of Doom), Figure Four, Headbutt, Figure Four in the Ringpost and a Killer Attack to the Legs.

Other Champions: Kick, Punch and Stunner; Ugly Crossface, Uglier Figure Four, Samoan Drop, Uranage, Spinebuster and Elbow.

Who is better Heel, Vince McMahon or J. Jonah Jameson ?

Is just me or Kane looks Meaner in the Black and Red than in the Old Red and Black suit ?

Some people want a Stone Cold VS Canadian Crippler match, Thanks but No Thanks, a probably banned Crippler Crossface will lead to a Stunner, and I dont wanna watch a Crippled defeat a Crippler.

BTW, and talkin about Canadians, specially if they came from Calgary, Alberta; SPAWN #100 is coming.

$24.5 KK ? "Tony Twist" is not only a Goon... is a F'n Rat. Sorry, I really need to spit this Poison out of My system.

Well Mes Amis, This is The End, And remember this is Only My F'n Opinion, and like Todd McFarlane said a few years ago "Everyone's Got Opinions".

Until Next Time, I Remains...

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