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No one noticed...Well maybe Ronnie Cox, but that was it. I'm a returning guest columnist. My name is CR, and I have been gone for the last 3 months. Due to a horrible housefire. I was planning to come out with CR's Year in Review, but everyone and their brother has done that now. So I'm late, therefore no Belated CR Year in Review. I might as well just talk about what I think of the WWF and WCW as of late.

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Royal Rumble 2000, was a great show. That's it. I really don't feel like discussing anything else, you've probably already heard it.

I don't get a lot of mail so I can't dissect letters...

I really don't feel like pointing out that the WCW is really scratching at the bottom of the barral for originality. And you've most likely read how the WWF is got a strong midcard to main event superstar roster.

How 'bout that thing on Wrestleline, that the WWF is supposedly buying the CFL, and all that jazz. That'd be something...Wow.

I'm really treading the line of worthy enough to publish.

I don't even think CRZ's anything can be published on slash idea, can save this column.

Ok, once I was at Boston's airport about 6 years back. And so there I was, with my luggage, all the swirling wonderment in my eyes. When all of a sudden, utilizing my peripheral vision a man appears near me. It wasn't very sudden actually...So let me say, when to my surprise, there we go, I see a WWF duffel bag. I look to the man's face, It's TITO SANTANA, WOW!! I about my soiled myself!! I clamored up the courage and walked over to him.

"Excuse me..But are you Tito Santana, who in the Survivor Series, where the surviving team members would form teams for the main event, and you were teamed up with Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior, and some other guy, and then you were eliminated, and-"

"No autographs.." He spoke his raven hair being teased by the wind.

My dreams of placing a Tito Santana autograph by my autograph of Bushwhacker Luke and Butch were shattered.

I sulked away, reality striking in my brain box.

So now to you Tito Santana, whose people will send this to him. HA!! WHERE ARE YOU NOW!! IF VH1 WERE TO DO A WHERE ARE THEY NOW: WRESTLERS EDITION. YOU'D BE NOWHERE! EXCEPT AT THE SPANISH COMMENTATING TABLE OCCASIONALLY!! HA HA HA!!

If all of you've made it this far, I hate to tell you this, but the above is embellished. I did in fact see Tito Santana, and I do have autographs of Bushwhacker Luke and Butch (sad isn't it? I got it at a Baker's).

Thanks For Coming this far, I like reading, and getting mail is fun sometimes, so if you send me your mail, that I can read...Here's my pitch: I will post it up and respond in my columns. I know you'd rather write to the columnists who have slashes, But what about a columnist on this fine site with integrity?! In fact, I'll provoke you, because people who write about wrestling need attitudes. HEY MORONS, YEAH PEONS, WRITE TO ME, I DARE YOU!!

Is that still a problem here on slash? That no one writes to the columnists?

Durhey,
CR


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