Opening Comments/Intro
Hi!  Let me reiterate who I am to all of you heathens.  I AM, the Physical Powerhouse of slash wrestling, the bad mamma jamma, the intellectual, egotistical (because fans expect it, duhhh)...CR.  And EVERYONE feels sorry for me.

CR's MAILBOX
Hey Cr,

Michaelangelo here.

I read your column every time it's posted and wanted to let ya know, it's great. I can't say why you haven't earned your [slash]wrestling tag yet, but stick with it, it's coming.

Adding the mail segment is definitely a way to get your box filled up. Just don't go stealing my topics of the week and I won't have to give you a flying headbut off the top of a steel cage.

No, wait, that was Benoit. Forget what I just said.

Take it easy, bud. You're gonna be alllllll-right.

Michaelangelo

Thank you for the reassurance Michael.  This too is a mystery to me about the [slash] tag.  Sorry for stealing your topics, I'm going to admit I don't read your The Good, The Bad, and The ugly.  But I did after I read your letter.  And to the people reading this column, Michaelangelo is very talented.  So go read whatever is posted of his.

CR

Here's my effort to fill your in-box. It pains me to see a fine columnist such as yourself getting no feedback. I get mail from one or two loyal readers per week--although I do get the occaisional donut. It sucks getting no response to your work.

Sean Shannon=CRAP. Enough said. I cannot get through an entire column written by him. He just annoys me too much. And Keith's site used to be "cool," until it changed.

I for one read your column whenever it's up. I think you should get a [slash] tagline, and I think you should survive any cuts. As if my opinion counts. You can use this letter as proof that someone likes your columns,
if it comes to that. Good luck.

Mike Mousseau
http://members.xoom.com/uwstout/home.htm

Mike, much appreciated.  His WCW Worldwide results are great, and I even asked him to write results for Fanatics when he first started out.  I agree with everything he said in that letter.  I think I'm going to start a petition for get CR a slash tag line.  I doubt it will go very far...

Hey dude,

Here is some mail for you. Its a good start to a rant but you don't go very long. Make it longer.

Later,
Josh

Thanks Josh!!  By the way, you caught me at a time where I was at my creative lowest, and nothing was going on, so I sent in a plea for help.  But thanks for the mail everyone.  I will publish it all if worth it, and respond.

Moving on.....

Moving On...
Instead of waiting till after Monday, I'll go through all the news now, and maybe send in something else later in the week.

Well what's on everyone's mind, maybe, is Unforgiven.  And let me tell you it really didn't do anything for me.  The wrestling was average to great I guess, but the lowest factor next to the Kennell from Match was the crowd.  Let me explain.

Val Venis and Blackman, ok, fair enough, my pick was Venis.  The crowd was cheering even the money shot, and booing even Blackman.  This crowd is hot tonight I thought, it should be a good show.  I was so very wrong.

They were uninterested in almost every match but the IC title and the 6 Pack Challenge.  The Jericho vs X-Pac match was ok, but the irregular cheers and boos of the crowd set it off track.  Even JR wondered why the crowd was booing one of Jericho's great maneuvers.  Here's the bottom line IMODO.

North Carolina Sucks.

Ohhh yeah, you guys are spoiled!!  Wrestling events are there quite a bit, and here I AM in the midwest, where maybe once not even that a year.  I APPRECIATE my wrestling.  I declare the state of North Carolina, wrestling heathens.

Let's talk about The Kennell from Hell Match.  For those of you who didn't see it let me give you a short summary.

-Mentally Deficient Ring Crew have barely started erecting cage while Al Snow comes out.
-5 Minutes later of Snow standing in the ring, Bossman comes out and enters the cell and cage.
-2 minutes later the heavily sedated dogs, barking at eachother come
-30 seconds in the cell and the dogs piss all over the outside.
-The commentators start to bag on this match
-The match is sloppy, and both men are busted open, barely, and kind of just hit each other with stiff shots of weapons.
-The crowd is once again just sitting through this one, I don't blame them, (but I do shake my head at them for everyother match they yawned through).
-Head is brought out, Al Snow makes a quick exit, and so does Bossman.  Al Snow wins.

I think Al Snow's own personal hell would be to have to sit through that match and watch it.  And say something good about it.

Switching Gears
WCW has released the following people...

-Sickboy:  OH GOD!! NO!!! BIG MISTAKE WCW!! BIG MISTAKE!!  Knowing my luck, Sickboy will be the United World Champion in the year 2016.  And I'll be eating my words......hahaha..
-James Vandenburg: See SickBoy
-Brian Adams:  Hey now I might be wrong, but, WCW came up with the KISS gimmick not him.  He ran with it as best he could.  And now he's out on his @$$, he can't go back to WWF, Crush sucked.  ECW is his only option.  And I for one don't want him there.
-Public Enemy:  Hahha, They can't make it ANYWHERE!
-Chasity:  Not that big of a loss
-Madusa:  See Chasity, and no matter how hard Madusa tries, she will NEVER EVER be part of a successful women's division.
-Miss Madness:  See Madusa
-Horace:  Lost his one meal ticket, and I don't think Uncle Terry Bolbea will bail cueball out. 
-Lanny Poffo:  See Horace, and instead of Uncle Terry you have brother Mach.
-Scott Norton:  This was a surprise...I guess they needed someone to release and it was either Norton or Disco, and someone said, hey let's put Disco in a group of luchadors and have them feud with a heel Revolution.  And someone else said bright idea.  And that's the vicious cycle of WCW
-ICP:  Man these guys were going to be BIG...I'm talking the tag team of the 21st centuray.  Forget NAO, forget the East West Connection, or the Hollywood Blondes.  ICP, man, they were going to be huge.  And the guy that told me that, I HIT IN THE FACE.

Hey that Mr.  JF guy is funny.

It's hard to picture Jerry Lawler in prison for 2 years for reckless endangerment.  Man, i mean think about it 2 years, of Michael Hayes or Michael Cole on RAW.  JR is getting bad enough with his THIS CROWD IS ELETRIFIED!!  I SMELL IT ROCK!!  AUSTIN!! BUY MY SAUCE!! BUY ALL WWF MERCHANDISE I COMMAND YOU!!

It gets worse every week.

It's my understanding, Scott Hudson says that Tony Schivonie wasn't really very angry with him for taking his seat on Nitro.  And that even Tony talked into his headset giving him tips.

-Steiner clotheslines Hogan-

Scott Hudson:  And that Clothesline took his head off!!

Tony in Scott's Headset:  WHAT?!  Clothesline!!  You dumb mutha@$#^%$, that was a piledriver!!  That's it!!  I'm taking my spot back right now!!  You sunnava#$%@!  I didn't need a break!!

-Steiner gets a signal from the crowd, he then goes over to Hudson and demolishes him-

That's how it REALLY happened.