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Man oh man, I'm tired, I have things on my chest I need to get off...CRZ's talking about cutbacks on
[slash wrestling]...I'm scared for my spot here, not only have I not cemented myself with a [slash] tag, but I'd be letting all my fans down.  In fact to maybe push my way to staying here on [slash wrestling] Let me open up a new segment.

CR's MAILBOX


(credit to some guy who did that once on this very site)

You cold hearted bastards...I'm CR, and I am the most unpopular columnist on [slash] wrestling...

Moving On...
I wanna talk about Rantsylvania...A site ran by Sean Shannon right?  And partially by Scott Keith?  I'm fine with Keith, but Sean Shannon's Rantsylvania, SUCKS.  No offense to all those involved.  But it's no better then any other "independent" wrestling site out there.  The layout which apparently according to ScoopThis's ChatThis 2, took awhile, SUCKS.  The only thing good about Rantsylvania is Scott Keith.  I swear if I'm cut from [slash] wrestling I will NEVER EVER go over to Rantsylvania.  I'd be associated with CRAP.

Now onto the real stuff...

Scott Steiner returned on Nitro.  I stand firm by my opinion when I say, that Scott Steiner, is nothing but a bag of anabolic steroids.  And that if Lex Luger were to evolve, your product would be Scott Steiner.

Nicole Bass charged the WWF with sexual harrasment accusations.  If her accusations are correct (and I doubt they are).  To the WWF wrestler man or woman, you sick, sick, sick person.  Seek help.

Spoiler time because everyone has already talked about Monday Night to death.

Triple H IS the master of entrances as he will wrestle 5 matches on Smackdown!  CRZ is right!!  He has an entrance clause in his contract!!

Undertaker just dropped the title shot at Unforgiven because of his groin injury.  Many might think awwww, come on Taker!!  Have any of you had a groin injury!?!  Have any of you still pushed on and wrestled with it?!  Undertaker is a real man's man.  Forget Regal.

Ok back to random thoughts...

Tajiri is number one.  He is the Japanese Buzzsaw.  And he could take down any of the WWF champions out.  Just on wrestling ability.  On mic work probably not.  Just had to pay homage to that guy.

Man I'm sorry but this column sucks, and like I said, I'm tired from updating my wrestling news site, that's tons better then Rantsylvania.  In fact I'm too lazy to plug it.  I'll gladly exchange the visit his site for a [slash] wrestling tag.

Screw it...is what I'd usually say, but there is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING, interesting going on....Is it because Nitro was half decent so I can't bag on them?  Well you know Sid sucks...but right there, that's enough said.

Ahhhghh....

CR
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