Opening Comments/Intro
Hi there!  For those of you who don't know me.  I'm the Big Bad Mamma Jamma!  A Physical Powerhouse!  A force to be reckoned with, that creates levels of destrucity and carnage all it's own that not even Jim Ross could describe.  I'm CR, and my living room smells like the outdoors, i feel like i'm camping!!  Moving on...

Moving On...
Can you believe it!  CRZ put up that Wrestling Fanatics link, (wrestling fanatics is my great free site go visit it!).  By the way thanks CRZ for givin' it some free pub.  Anywho it hadn't been updated since Aug.  18th!!  But it's all updated now, including a really neat biography section, with CHRIS JERICHO.

Bob Ryder says that Nitro's security team wasn't notified that Lodi's fan was plant.  And that they were a bit too "rough" with him.  Rough, security.  Let me tell you people about the experiences i've had with rough security!  Maybe I could push CRZ's no - editing rules to the limit.  Or maybe I should just let those anguishing images go.  Just let me say that if you ever encounter rough security, prepare to be VIOLATED.

Did anyone else notice that it was Bah Bah Ray on Smackdown!  Not Buh Buh.  I can't see if I can spell either because my spellchecker is broken.

Ok wait a minute...This is SERIOUS news now...ok let me get this straight.  Ok, Ok, I just read something from a reliable source...The WWF has released a superstar, I can't believe this...Vic Grimes.....

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ahha...ahhahahah....AHAHAHAHA....MUAHAHAHHAAH

wooh.....Bischoff was going to actually have Jason Hervey do a cartoon for Nitro called "Chowdaheads".....

AHAHahahAHAHHH!!

Hey is anyone getting tired of JR?  I'm a big mark for him.  But lately he's getting on my nerves....For awhile it was just natural for him to go into kiniption fit like rages.  "THE CARNAGE, THAT'S A HUMAN BEIN', AUSTIN!!", but now it seems to be more like "AUSTIN AUSTIN!!!  THIS THURSDAY!!  CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!!  THE ROCK IS ELECTRIFYING THIS VERY RING AND I WORSHIP HIM AS MY MASTER!!!  29.95 FOR JR's BBQ SAUCE!!!  MMMMM BEEFY DAMMIT!!"  Or is it just me?

And shouldn't Michael Cole set aside 15 minutes where he gets his @$$ handed to him?  Livewire or something.  Just for any wrestler to get some cheap face heat.  Have him make Cole his @#$*.

Symbols are fun, did anyone see that Lodi Lenny fall where....if you didn't....you don't want to know.

I like it when Sting "The Born Again Christian" comes close to swearing but changes it.  Last night:  "Holy...Sh, Smokes!!"  But Hogan feels free to go on this tangent of the word ASS.  "I've said my prayers, I've done my training, and now I'm gonna kick ass!!  I'm Gonna Kick your ass!  I'm gonna kick your ass!  I'm gonna kick your ass!  Sting!!  Luger!!  I'm gonna kick your ass!!" It even got Bret Hart laughing.  The crowd after three times was stunned silent....just like wow!  this guy has lost it....eyes blinking at Hogan, watching him just go into that downward spiral...

And you know why?

Because Eric Bischoff was replaced...And you know what this is...Cause and Effect people.  Eric is replaced, the angle for the Outsiders and the nWo to make a comeback is scrapped.  That is good. Very.

JR Mode:  I found out that Eric had been replaced at [slash] wrestling, [slash] wrestling, annnnnd [slash] wrestling....[wrestling] fanatics.  But why do I have to plug this site, your here already dammit!  And so are we JR, we already do watch WWF programming no need to hype it SO much.

well I'M all laughed out...I doubt you are, In fact if you're still here I commend you!  Most people have already clicked on that Back button or zipped to the Main Link.

CRants?  Is that "area" pain, or is it See R Ants?  If you can answer me this you get a cookie.

Oh...you KNOW what I mean by area...

CR
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