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Back from exile, a diminishing legend...Forgotten.  Back from vacation actually.  And I was asked a question during my absence.  Where's the Inspiration.  The person that asked me this is a crackhead.  So I didn't give a care what inspiration I have or had, and no one gives a damn.  I just want to write about wrestling for now.  Inspiring isn't it.

Moving On...
I have a lot of pent up anger according to a few.  And in all reality I'm quite the mellow person.  But do I care??  No.  Is there anything I could right about that hasn't been written about?  I could rave about Jericho:  Done to death.  Crap on WCW:  Done to Death X2.  So I'm going to talk about one thing that no one else has talked about.  SUBLIMINAL HACKING!  Here's the story.  I was at my job and a new fellow that sadly has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder or something like that) came to me knowing I was quite the wrestling fan.  He told me he recently saw a picture of Kane.  He continued as I ate my lunch that he's a subliminal hacker, and that the WWF is heading towards world domination by sending subliminal messages in their photos.  Kane's picture:  All that oppose us will burn in hell.  I stifled a laugh and told him, well that's Kane's gimmick he would say that.  He moved on to a picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin he saw, it said:  You will do as we say, and follow us, the end is near.  This was getting old, and I asked him how he saw these messages?  From their pose and in the backgrounds of the photos (DUH!!  HOW ELSE?!).  He apparently has received rare WWF photos that he hasn't seen anywhere else.  Lastly, he had a picture of Hollywood Hogan from the 1980s.  I said did that say:  Eat your Vitamins, Say your Prayers?  No of course it didn't say that!!  It said:  The Young Rebellion in Coming, and You Can't Stop it.  Now I see a lot of poses from wrestlers, and I get the messages.  But the main thing here is, DO NOT TALK WRESTLING WITH SOMEONE ON CRACK.  Then he tried to invite me to a church retreat and almost was fired for screaming praise the lord in front of clients.  See?  No one has ever talked about that.  That was original if not interesting.

Well it's being said that Eric Bischoff is fighting for his job.  Who the heck would replace him?  The person that was supposed to be in Bischoff's place awhile ago.  TONY SCHIVONIE.  You think you wrestling fans have it bad now with Bischoff as the president of WCW.  What would it be like if Tony Schivonie was president?!  Makes you appreciate that you have a shred of a leader still in WCW.  Look another angle no one has looked at.

Where is everyone else that used to be at [slash] wrestling during the summer?  They all have to go back to school or something?

I know a lot of you will disagree with me on this, but it's my opinion that as of late, Mankind hasn't found anything really funny in the last two weeks.  The Harvard was ha clever, and the thing about the buried alive match was ok.  But he's just not clicking.

Pete Gas is great, he's similar to an unappreciated Chris Benoit.  I swear that guy is a bump machine!!  And now with Terri Runnels he's definitely someone who needs to be pushed for an IC run IMMEDIATELY.  I'm half joking/half serious here folks.

Buff Bagwell  according to Al Issacs signed back up with WCW till 2001.   Apparently his favorite thing about WCW is jobbing to Ernest Miller, losing his credibility (if he ever really had any), and throwing drunk tantrums in his car.

Did anyone eat up the interview that the Dudley Boyz gave on ECW TNN.  "If God were a Heel he be - ith the Dudleys!!"  I hope the Dudleys get a chance to really shine in the WWF.  Can anyone else see Crash Holly being put through tables by The Dudley Boyz or being thrown out the ring onto one, they just need someone small.

Do You Think Mankind would do a flaming table spot for them?

It appears to me that a majority of internet wrestling dudes are wetting their pants over Bret Hart and if they did it right with Hogan.  One again in my own opinion, I could careless about Bret Hart, I've closed the book on him.  And I care even less about Hogan.

I'm telling you it was starting to work with Owen Hart before his death.  And it could work with Al Snow!!  I'm not INSANE I TELL YOU!!  A superhero gimmick.  I know that Al Snow is going through this mid life gimmick crisis.  For example on Smackdown!  He'll be appearing in his Leif Cassidy outfit.  But I wish someone in the WWF like the Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards would do a superhero angle.  Blue Meanie would be the sidekick, arghhh believe me it'd be funny!

Well I like mail so please pick up where you left off.  I know you were in the middle of a hate letter.

If God were a bad mutha@$%&, he be - ith CR...

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