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Quote of the Week - RIPPING OFF CRZ, CRW STYLE!!
David Flair's chest is like hamburger. It's full of welts. - Jason Hervey on Nitro and don't forget his other comment about how great Eric Bischoff is!!  I got the following from Blake Norton.


Opening Comments

First off...I recently visited Scoops and checked out Dave Gagnon's recent column:  I'm Sick of Smarts...And he's extremely right about the majority internet wrestling fans (like myself).  But on the other hand I just re-read Mark Franck's column here at
SLASH WRESTLING.  AND IT STILL SUCKS!!  Just like Mark Franck!!!  I dare you to give me attention Franck!!  Hey and that Nick A.  guy!!  Yeah, what's with him writing a better column then me?!?  And then there's this columnist on TPWW.  Maybe it's the same Nick.  But it doesn't read like it.  This guy calls himself The Nick.  He is the most unoriginal piece of turd I've ever read.  Not only does he quote straight from Rick Scaia (specifically wrote word for word of what Rick said about the Big Show)!!  But he also recently wrote a BookTHIS-esque parody in his column with some of the same f'n jokes they used.  I'm not saying I'm Mr.  ORIGINAL.  But in the same column he copied and pasted Rick's words in, he put below it, Don't copy other people's columns it's not cool.  I have yet to see anyone mimic this guy.  Ok now that I got that off my chest.

CRaw Thoughts
I feel bad about trying to be funny and amusing after reading Dave Gagnon's hard hitting smart fans are making me sick column.  Well I say to hell with him!!!

Wow I can't believe Vince is really stepping away.  Or am I speaking too soon?  Will Shane take Austin's place?  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!

Too Much TRIPLE H!!  Ahhh!!  Triple H overload!!  I admit he's improving, but he's rehashing a lot of already comments.  I know he's whining and doing a good job of saying "It's about me!".  But after 2 hrs. Ai yi yi.

Undertaker/Big Show AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE!!  I always get scared when The Undertaker predicts the Armageddon is upon us.  And what about Kane's cry of pain?  Sounded like a guy trying to sound like a disfigured man in pain over an unconscious friend that has brought emotion into his unstable life.  OR....me running over my cat.

Hey this ENERGY (recently found out from CRZ's report it's called Hansen's) drink that Undertaker used as a weapon, JR said that.  And the two cans of it JR and Jerry were drinking, is this some kind of WCW/Surge deal.  WWF/Hansen's Energy.  What'd really be funny is if Mick Foley used a box of MMmmm Beefy Ravioli against The Rock!  Or your not laughing OR SENDING ME ANY DAMN MAIL!!  I just know CRZ is going to ask me to stop sending in columns!!...And that's exactly what you want isn't it?!

I'm serious when I say that when Vic Grimes came out of the crowd dressed like he was and attacked the Godfather.  I thought hey WWF got Col.  Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken!!...the hell?  Col.  Sanders has dreads?  Oh wait that's Vic Grimes being a rival pimp.  It was only a matter of time before some genius at WWF HQ, let a new superstar ride the The Godfather phenomenon, and the only way Vic is going to rise above the Godfather in popularity is to have better Ho's.

To the person reading this right now:  God the hand on that mouse of yours STINKS!!  What the hell's on it?  -SMACK- Ha ha ha, Don't hit yourself Jabroni!!

CRnitro Thoughts
From what I read of the results for Nitro.  Low points:  David Flair beating Chris Benoit with the crooked ref.  To hell with you Bischoff!  The women/savage/rodman angle all together read off bad like it was going no where.  Oh and look at something this fan had to say:
The following is courtesy of a fan in attendance at Nitro in Memphis, Tennessee:
I am a wrestling fan from Memphis, TN and I attended WCW Nitro this evening. I wanted someone to know how DJ Ran ruined the suspense of the main event for me and lots of other people in attendance. The whole night they were building up the main event and never told who Nash's partner would be. Many people in the crowd thought it would be Scott Hall. During a commercial break right before the main event DJ Ran was playing music and talking like he had the whole night. Then he said on the mike "who do you think will win the tag match tonight? Nash and Sid: or Hogan and Sting" I was just hoping that it would not be Sid since that would not have been that great but it was. We all wanted Hall. Even after DJ Ran said that the ring announcer Dave whatever still acted like Nash's partner was unknown. After Nitro went off the air Hogan was still in the ring with his head drenched in blood, or some kind of red liquid. Sting and Goldberg helped him out. One other thing that ticked most people off was that there were no Nitro Girls. What's up with that?? Overall the night was OK, but I enjoyed the WWF shows that have came through Memphis much more.

So WCW disappoints again with Sid and disappoints even the LIVE crowd.....My ratings prediction:  RAW!!

I read another fan's comments and he said the crowd went into an uproar of anger and David Penzer tried to cover it up.....God WCW sucks, they even sucked when Nash and Hall were a tag team The Outsiders, and WCW was winning the ratings war.  In my own opionon.

Pleasant Flashback
Awhile back when Hunter Hearst Helmsley was wrestling dark matches for the WWF and had just arrived never been on WWF TV yet, and wearing the Equestrian outfit with little horsewhip.  My brother and I were there right by the aisle when he came out.  Our reaction when we very FIRST laid eyes on him.  Who the hell is this guy?  I do know though he destroyed a jobber!!  I can't believe I was so blind back then!!  I didn't have a computer!!  I was a heathen!!  My eyes are so open now though!!

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