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RIPPING OFF CRZ, CRW STYLE!!
David Flair's
chest is like hamburger. It's full of welts. - Jason
Hervey on Nitro and don't forget his other comment about how great Eric
Bischoff is!! I got the following from Blake Norton.
Opening Comments
First off...I recently visited Scoops and checked out Dave Gagnon's recent
column: I'm Sick of Smarts...And he's extremely right about the
majority internet wrestling fans (like myself). But on the other
hand I just re-read Mark Franck's column here at SLASH
WRESTLING.
AND IT STILL SUCKS!! Just like Mark Franck!!! I dare you to
give me attention Franck!! Hey and that Nick A. guy!!
Yeah, what's with him writing a better column then me?!? And then
there's this columnist on TPWW. Maybe it's the same Nick. But
it doesn't read like it. This guy calls himself The Nick. He
is the most unoriginal piece of turd I've ever read. Not only does
he quote straight from Rick Scaia (specifically wrote word for word
of what Rick said about the Big Show)!! But he also recently wrote a
BookTHIS-esque parody in his column with some of the same f'n jokes they
used. I'm not saying I'm Mr. ORIGINAL. But in the same
column he copied and pasted Rick's words in, he put below it, Don't copy
other people's columns it's not cool. I have yet to see anyone mimic
this guy. Ok now that I got that off my chest.
CRaw Thoughts
I feel bad about trying to be funny and amusing after reading Dave
Gagnon's hard hitting smart fans are making me sick column. Well I
say to hell with him!!!
Wow I can't believe Vince is really stepping away. Or am I speaking
too soon? Will Shane take Austin's place? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!
Too Much TRIPLE H!! Ahhh!! Triple H overload!! I admit
he's improving, but he's rehashing a lot of already comments. I know
he's whining and doing a good job of saying "It's about
me!". But after 2 hrs. Ai yi yi.
Undertaker/Big Show AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE!! I always get scared when
The Undertaker predicts the Armageddon is upon us. And what about
Kane's cry of pain? Sounded like a guy trying to sound like a
disfigured man in pain over an unconscious friend that has brought emotion
into his unstable life. OR....me running over my cat.
Hey this ENERGY (recently found out from CRZ's report it's called
Hansen's) drink that Undertaker used as a weapon, JR said that. And
the two cans of it JR and Jerry were drinking, is this some kind of
WCW/Surge deal. WWF/Hansen's Energy. What'd really be funny is
if Mick Foley used a box of MMmmm Beefy Ravioli against The Rock! Or
your not laughing OR SENDING ME ANY DAMN MAIL!! I just know CRZ is
going to ask me to stop sending in columns!!...And that's exactly what you
want isn't it?!
I'm serious when I say that when Vic Grimes came out of the crowd dressed
like he was and attacked the Godfather. I thought hey WWF got
Col. Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken!!...the hell?
Col. Sanders has dreads? Oh wait that's Vic Grimes being a
rival pimp. It was only a matter of time before some genius at WWF
HQ, let a new superstar ride the The Godfather phenomenon, and the only
way Vic is going to rise above the Godfather in popularity is to have
better Ho's.
To the person reading this right now: God the hand on that mouse of
yours STINKS!! What the hell's on it? -SMACK- Ha ha ha, Don't
hit yourself Jabroni!!
CRnitro Thoughts
From what I read of
the results for Nitro. Low points: David Flair beating Chris
Benoit with the crooked ref. To hell with you Bischoff! The
women/savage/rodman angle all together read off bad like it was going no
where. Oh and look at something this fan had to say:
The following is
courtesy of a fan in attendance at Nitro in Memphis, Tennessee:
I am a
wrestling fan from Memphis, TN and I attended WCW Nitro this evening. I
wanted someone to know how DJ Ran ruined the suspense of the main event
for me and lots of other people in attendance. The whole night they were
building up the main event and never told who Nash's partner would be.
Many people in the crowd thought it would be Scott Hall. During a commercial
break right before the main event DJ Ran was playing music and talking
like he had the whole night. Then he said on the mike "who do you
think will win the tag match tonight? Nash and Sid: or Hogan and
Sting" I was just hoping that it would not be Sid since that would
not have been that great but it was. We all wanted Hall. Even after DJ Ran
said that the ring announcer Dave whatever still acted like Nash's partner
was unknown. After Nitro went off the air Hogan was still in the ring with
his head drenched in blood, or some kind of red liquid. Sting and Goldberg
helped him out. One other thing that ticked most people off was that there
were no Nitro Girls. What's up with that?? Overall the night was OK, but I
enjoyed the WWF shows that have came through Memphis much more.
So WCW disappoints again with Sid and disappoints even the LIVE
crowd.....My ratings prediction: RAW!!
I read another fan's comments and he said the crowd went into an uproar of
anger and David Penzer tried to cover it up.....God WCW sucks, they even
sucked when Nash and Hall were a tag team The Outsiders, and WCW was
winning the ratings war. In my own opionon.
Pleasant
Flashback
Awhile back when Hunter Hearst Helmsley was wrestling dark matches for the
WWF and had just arrived never been on WWF TV yet, and wearing the
Equestrian outfit with little horsewhip. My brother and I were there
right by the aisle when he came out. Our reaction when we very FIRST
laid eyes on him. Who the hell is this guy? I do know though
he destroyed a jobber!! I can't believe I was so blind back
then!! I didn't have a computer!! I was a heathen!! My
eyes are so open now though!!
CR
Freelance,
Anti - Mark Franck
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