Introductions...

Hi!!  My name is CR!!  And I'm another guest columnist.  I've taken a glance at some recent columns here at CRZ SLASH WRESTLING.  I was taken a back by quite a few.  Like that Mike Franck character.  Quite the young Bob Ryder, in my own opinion.  Maybe this will start a CRZ SLASH WRESTLING columnists feud, YEAH!!  That'll be cool...or not.  Wait I've just read the guest columns archives....It seems CRZ and Mike already have a agreeable disagreeable relationship going.

Ok now introductions are over, I can move on to praising WWF for all it's glory and dissecting the Fully Loaded PPV.  Hey I'm kind of like a young Kevin Kelly.  Ewwww, that's bad.

WWF Praise
You know if someone finds me funny at all, and mails me or if you're a fan of that despicable Mike Franck.  Mail me, and maybe I'll get to write this HILARIOUS column some more!  Now onto me praising the WWF (since 1986!!).

Well I usually would spin off a post Monday Night show column, but it seems I'll be sent to the slaughterhouse by many here at SLASH WRESTLING.  Because that's just too unoriginal along with my markish ways.  So to hell with them all I say.  Let me explain why WWF is so pleasant.

Main Event Card Talent:
Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H, Mankind, Undertaker, (even going back to Hogan).  Taken from Mid-Card to Main Event, Vince has the awesome ability to make stars.  They're fun to watch and listen too.

Mid-Card Talent:
Big Show, Edge, D-Lo, Jeff Jarrett, Godfather, Val Venis, Ken Shamrock, they do have a rather large mid-card list, with the main event nest available to only a few.  But, some say McMahon wastes his mid-card talent.  Maybe.  Droz could be pushed, Prince Albert should be, canned.  But the first name's I've mentioned are pretty well over, and will be main event soon enough, or as high they'll ever get.  Why fix something that isn't broken?  Everyone accepts and enjoys the monstrous Big Show.  He's more over then he was when he was up for World Title shots and all that jazz when he first came.

WWF Faults:
Yes they do have some faults, like too many McMahons running around.  Vince and Shane are enough.  Vince alone is great.  Viscera is a fault.  Letting Blue Meanie go without letting him show his potential was a fault.  I'm sure a lot of you are thinking of other faults.  But I can't my mind has just stopped, I think my WWF marked brain is blocking me from thinking about it so I can actually enjoy the product and not over analyze.

Post Fully Loaded:
It was a great solid PPV.  It met my expectations.  Better then any WCW PPV!  Man those things just plain blow!!

Tune in Later
I'm going to watch RAW, read CRZ's Nitro report, and probably send something in.  Unless CRZ denies it with a vengeance.  Crushing my hopes and dreams with one fatal click of that delete button.

Time for a clever phrase to leave you with, Like Mike Samuda's "Later"  The informer's "Until Next Time".....How about Ciao!!??  Or something cleverly witty.  I'll just stick with...

<^> I hate Mark Franck <^> (Not really)

(Anyone else consider that as immature as much as I do?  And hopefully my faith upon CRZ's NO CENSORSHIP clause will help me with sending you another column)

CR Wilson
Freelance, WWF mark

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