This next item is sure to go over big with all the pimps and playas. THE GODFATHERS' PIMPIN CAN BE EASY AND FUN KIT. You've played cops and robbers, you've played cowboys and indians, now it's time to play pimps and hos. This little number contains a dry erase vest (so you can put your favorite catch phrases on it and always keep it fresh), a guide to various escort services across the U.S., a nice assortment of gold plated jewelry (for five dollars extra they'll even throw in a personalized nameplate), and the ground breaking training video THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF PIMPIN NATIONWIDE.

For you ECW fans don't worry they have been busy to with SABU'S DO IT YOURSELF DOCTORS KIT. You get not one, not two, but three different kinds of tape. No matter what has happened to you , either the masking tape, surgical tape or the ever popular duct tape is sure to help you out. For the more serious heavy bleeding injuries you are given three bottles of super glue, a needle and thread with three colors of thread to pick from. Also included is a six foot section of barb wire to help you get started on the road to self multilation. Every third package contains a coupon for a free chair.

For you fans over the age of eighteen there's the VAL VENIS VIDEO COLLECTION. I'm not even going there. I'll just say that you get a free subscription to CONDOMS ILLUSTRATED when you purchase it.

For you fans who can't get enough of K-Dogg, K-TEL presents K-DOGG AND REY REY RAPPIN' TO 250 IRISH DRINKING SONGS. With special guest appearances by the NO-LIMIT SOLDIERS, VANILLA ICE, IRON MIC TENAY, O.G. OKERLUND and even J.J. DILLON. The first five hundred C.D.s pressed have the never released remix of The Macerena with The WEASEL spinning the wax.

A great stocking stuffer for the holiday season is a book entitled, SO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THE GREAT ONE. A self improvement book by the most electrifying writer in all of sports entertainment, The Rock. This gem of written work has some of the greatest pieces of advice to getting your life back on track.

Some of my favorite chapters were, FORTY WAYS TO TELL PEOPLE TO STICK THINGS IN THEIR ASS, IF YOU SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOURSELF, and the final chapter, WHY ARE YOU A ROODY POO ? You also get a free Smackdown Hotel ashtray and matches with this.

L Column Video presents HOW TO BE A JOBBER AND DO IT WELL. Some of the greatest jobbers of all time give you the tricks of the trade. Barry Horowitz gives you personal tips on how to mentally deal with being a jobber. A special section is even devoted to tag team jobbing with the Mulkey Brothers. You'll be jobbing like the pros in no time at all. But wait there's more. A bonus tape titled ADVANCED MID CARD JOBBING by the Masked Mystery Wrestler who has won titles in both the WWF and WCW and is still considered a jobber by his fellow wrestlers. You can't miss with this video.