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A THUMB IN THE EYE Well it that appears that you can't teach an old room mate new tricks. Don't touch the VCR on Mondays. Even with a big sign in front of it. So I would like to take this chance to thank them and kick them in the ass repeatedly. It's a good thing I don't have them order PPVs for me. Enough about that, let's start having some fun with the people who truly deserve some bad press. So was anyone else fooled by the "cough,cough" new Nitro ? I'm not going to lie to ya, they almost had me. Then they went and had The Disco Inferno beat Vampiro. I really could careless if he is the champ. This guy has been a joke since day one. When he became TV champ, I went on a two week drinking spree to ease the pain. If your wrestling skills are less than par and your gimmick makes small children cry, please pick up an application to Burger King. Vampiros' talent is being wasted away jobbing it. They finally got rid of those damn clowns and then this. By the way, who let the clowns up in my area. Hey guys dead bird (said while pointing to the sky) thumb, thumb, thumb. Please remove the clowns from my area, thank you. How about seeing Kimberly acting like a ho. I got quite a kick out of this, seeing how she's married to one of the ugliest dudes in wrestling. A while ago I wrote a piece about tag team wrestling. In this column I stated that Harlem Heat was one of the few remaining solid tag teams. A lot of you will agree with me on this. So why are Kiddman and Dennis the Menace the champs now ? Are these not the same guys that were thinking about jumping ship a few weeks ago? Do I really need to say more. Yes, I've got a little more. I thought the whole concept of having both shoulders down at the same time was very important to claiming victory. If you would like to tarnish or cheapen the status of a belt please follow their example. Change the channel. Turn it back. Thumbs all around. Change it. The WCW game Mayhem for the Sony Playstation is not even worthy of being used as a coaster. Rent it, please don't buy it. Time killer or Evening Gown Match, guess it's better than the Depends Matches in the WWF. I never thought I would be doing this but, my special guest thumb goes out to JJ. That really hurt to write. I think I need the cough medicine. Buff Bagwell please pick up your gear and exit through the delivery door. I love the fact that it was La Parka who pinned him. So I give JJ a tip of the hat. Best be careful, could be you next week again. If for some strange reason you think that wrestling is 100% real, please find a copy of Monday nights hardcore match. Horace and Norman Smiley. I will not say anymore in this matter. Except hahahahahaha. What about the few writers less WWF? I felt that it was a pretty normal show. Let's see what happens in the next few weeks. Does anyone feel that Triple H is a little more of a credible champ now? I really don't either so let's get onto something else. Find me the idiot that is trying to shove a Dudley and Headbanger feud down our throats. The Headbangers were a decent team a while ago. The Dudleys are probably one of the best teams today. It's really not that difficult to figure out which team is better. I think the Headbangers would get over more if they wore mullett wigs .( you know the short/long haircut, Billy Ray Cyruss) I don't see that happening anytime soon so this will have to do. It's the feared Senton Thumbs from the top rope. The Land of Lost Angles has two more tenants this week, Test and British Bulldog appear to have posted up here. Thank you so very much. The human interest storyline was pretty lame. It had it's moments, I mean movements. I am not very fond of either of these two. Bulldog was cool back in the day and Test, well,mmm, like I was saying these guys can be fun to watch sometimes. The question here is about status. The British Bulldog was brought in as a top contender. We all know about the back problems and what he didn't do in WCW. So I am happy to see him drift to the back. As for Andrew, see if you can work the long lost relative of Kevin Nash angle. Hahaha, sorry. Don't forget to pick up your free thumb in the eye when you check in. You almost got a fruit basket. Why does The Mean Street Posse keep showing up. The end of the world is upon us. Want another sign of it ? Keep reading. The WWF Tagteam Champs, The Hollys'. They remind me of The Mulkey Brothers of the 90''s. Seeing how they claim to be so hardcore, they won't mind this at all. Let the chairshots begin. These two have taken more beatdowns than any other WWF guy. Hardcore has been chokeslammed by Kane about what 30 times. And Crash is about 4 feet tall and weighs about a buck'o' two. Seems to me like neither of the Big Two really care that much about their tag belts. What a sad scene this is. And what is to become of the Rock and Sock Connection ? Nice piece with Mick popping off. Give him an ACE award and keep beating the Hollys'. Well there it was. The finer moments of wrestling this week ( it's the cold medicine) Thanks for reading this and thanks to the people who bring us this great form of entertainment. Props to CRZ, Mike, and Chris. Thanks a lot guys. Quick shout out to my friends and fans. Wazzup j . Keep it real especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Ronnie Cox [slash] wrestling Mail the Author |
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