DDP: Yo! Bro! Did you hear the news about the sale?

BUFF: HAHAHA! No, I'm Buff, but I haven't heard the latest stuff!

RIC FLAIR: Whoo! I run this company, and I don't know anything about this WHOO BY GOD sale!

LEX LUGER: Do you really run this company? I was wondering why I was still on TV.

RIC FLAIR: WHOO! No, I don't even know what's going on in half of the angles WHOO!

HUGH MORRUS: Heeheehee! Ugh, I gotta lay down for a while.

DDP: Yo! Bro! This might be bad news, bro! Bro! There's no shows scheduled past March SCUM 26!

KANYON: That's the Spring Breakout Show, right?

LASH LEROUX: Yeah! And we gonna LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULET!!!

DISCO: Yeah! And I'm going to get drunk and fondle some teenage girls.

BUFF: I hope that no one takes any pictures of Buff putting his Stuff all over them again!

DDP: Yo! Bro! This Fusient Media Ventures deal is definititely not feeling...the...BANG!!!!

ELIX SKIPPER: Man, this is Prime Time's House! And Prime Time could use something to eat...Prime Time hasn't been paid in a Prime Time long while!

SHANE HELMS: VERTEBREAKER!!!!!!!

SCOTT STEINER: HEY! Have you guys seen Midajah?

KAZ HAYASHI/YUNG YANG: Ah, no sir! No hurt us please we make lucky best egg roll for you!!

(Steiner beats them up with a LEAD pipe)

KAZ HAYSHI: Uhhh...Mistah Sparkle...

SCOTT STEINER: WHICH ONE OF YOU ARE GONNA TELL THE BIG BAD BOODY DADDY WHO ATTACKED MIDAJAH?

KIDMAN: Hey, that was just an angle dude.

RICK STEINER: Yeah! And if you don't like it, bite it!

KIDMAN: What the hell are you even talking about?

SHANE DOUGLAS: Hey, remember when we could have gone to the WWF, Billy? HAHAHAHA! And now I'm stuck, full of twisted steel, no sex appeal, could use a good meal. HAHAHAHA!

KIDMAN: Yeah, but that Mixed Tag Scaffold Match was worth it, dude.

SHANE DOUGLAS: Uh...we wrestled a Scaffold Match?

BOOKER T: Hey, this sale better get ON like NECKBONE suckas!

STEVIE RAY: Now THAT is my brotha! Now let me axe you something Tony...

TONY: WOW! That was the greatest...sport...history...I'm going to go put a gun in my mouth.

BAM BAM BIGELOW: Hey, do I still work here?

CROWBAR: Yeah, but I don't. You got put in an angle this week, remember!

BAM BAM BIGELOW: Ahh, you're just sore because I trained the Wall to chokeslam you off of things.

CROWBAR: Well, yes.

DAFFNEY: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUCK PALUMBO: Even though we parted ways recently, I really am enjoying your new push. Where'd you afford tights that said "MECCA" like that?

SEAN STASIAK: Oh, Maryland Extreme Championship Ca-wrestling Association had a yardsale.

RENO: "Ca-wrestling"?

SEAN STASIAK: Hey, work with me here.

SEAN O'HAIRE: You know what I could use, are some STEROIDS!

KWEE WEE: Tell me about it. But I can't afford them anymore!

MIKE SANDERS: Hey, fag, you're not getting into the Natural Born Thrillers!

MARK JINDRAK: Uh, we broke up and you're a jobber now, remember?

MIKE SANDERS: tearfully ...yes.

DDP: Anyway, yo, bros! What are we going to do about this?

THE CAT: We're all gonna go poor and get fired! I have SPOKEN! Now hit my music!

REY MISTERIO, JR: There's no music here, dude.

At that moment, almost ironically, a certain, familiar guitar riff starts up...

MIKE TENAY: Voodoo Chili!

HOLLYWOOD HOGAN: Listen up, brahs! Hollywood's back in town, and he's got some stuff to get off his chest, and his 24-inch pythons! I was down in Venice Beach, and all the nWo-ites that worship the ground that I walk on, were saying, "Hollywood, I saw Thunder, with all those boring lame cruiserweights, and those bad role models for kids, what are you going to do about it," and I said, "Brahs, I'm done with eating fruit, and being cool, it's time for Hollywood to come back and restore what's rightly his, and that is, HIS, nWo World Heavyweight title!" And with Mr. Bischoff by my side, there is absolutely nothing that is going to stop me!

ERIC BISCHOFF: I love...you people!

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE: OHHHH YEAH!

LANCE STORM: If I could be serious for a minute...What's this all aboot? Are we not folding anymore? And please ALL RISE for the playing of the CANADIAN national anthem...

MIKE AWESOME: Hey, Lance! I got a secret to tell you. I'm...not really Canadian.

ERIC BISCHOFF: Oh no, we're still folding. You should all get your relases sometime this month.

HORACE HOGAN: Even me?

ERIC BISCHOFF: We released you like a year ago.

HORACE HOGAN: Shit.

VINCE RUSSO: I knew this would happen! You people are too stupid to appreciate the intelligence of someone from NEW YORK CITY!

OKLAHOMA: That's right! You guys are dumber than a lobotomized retard taking a stack of SATs!

VINCE RUSSO: Yeah! What happened to the CREATIVE gimmicks?

LA PARKA: Kaientai stole this from me, dudes! I ain't really talking, brother!

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE: OHHHH YEAH!!!!!

VINCE RUSSO: Get away from me. Jeff!

JEFF JARRETT: I'm the one with ALL THE STROKE AROUND HERE! I am the CHOSEN ONE!

KONNAN: Awww, you ain't nothin' but a STRAWBERRY who's doin' Russo's DIRTY WORK!

REY MISTERIO: Isn't he actually more of a punk mark buster?

CHAVO GUERRERO JR: Hey, you made me sell things and now I'm cruiserweight champ and I used to ride a stick horse a long time ago but I still won't have a job in two months.

VINCE RUSSO: Hey, what's with all these DIRTY MEXICANS running around?

SONNY ONOO: Heh...I got that one on tape!

SCOTT STEINER: HEY! DID YOU ATTACK MIDAJAH?

STING: Hey, guys. Did I miss anything important? Man, Our God is an AWESOME GOD! And Jesus RULES!

GOLDBERG: No, I don't really think so.

DDP: Yo! Bros! Where have you guys been? Bro! We're folding, bros!

KEVIN NASH: Big Sexy in the HOOUUUUUSEEE!!!!!!!!!! Bring back Scott Hall!

DDP: Yo! Bro! We don't even have enough money to bring back the Roadblock.

KEVIN NASH: Aww, man. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do...

KAZ HAYASHI: BIG AMERICAN PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music hits, almost from nowhere, and all the wrestlers start partying. That is of course, until Scott Steiner beats them all up with a lead pipe, blaming them for attack Midajah.