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WWF BACKLASH 2000

Continuing our run-up to this years' event, let's journey back to last year, and visit a card that many called the best of 2000. So come with me, back to a different time. The Radicals were teaching us to love wrestling again, Essa Rios was flirting with fame, and The Big Show was (moderately) over...

  • Comin' atcha liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive(Original airdate 30/4/00)from the Nation's capital, your hosts are Good Ol' JR, and Jerry Lawler. Anyone who's not seen this show have missed out on possibly the greatest PPV setup of all time. The swinging pendulums/spiky things that surrounded the entrance were THE COOLEST. I've a feeling they'll resurrect them this year, too.

  • Opening Tag Team Title Match: X-Pac/Road Dogg w/The Eloquently Evil Tori Vs. Edge/Christian(c): Shock of the night: Prematch, JEFF JARRETT'S music fires up, and out walks...Debra. She's the guest ring announcer for the opener, you see, and she's also completely LOADED. Think Jake Roberts Heroes Of Wrestling, folks-she is literally stumbling down the aisle. She slurs the introductions and hints at lesbian feelings for Tori, before Roadie mercifully grabs the mic and does his spiel. Edge and Christian were on the verge of turning heel here, but the key is in the entrance-they come through the crowd for this match, and thus are faces. "X-Pac Sucks" chant fires up right away.

    Edge and Pac start, and Pac gets an armdrag and crotch chops. Edge bounces back with a shoulderblock and a heel kick, and Pac bails and throws a tantrum on the floor. Back in, and Pac hits a devastating, Visceraesque loogie, then tags Dogg in. Punchy kicky keeps the heels in charge, but Edge gets a flying headscissors and clothesline to come back. Tag to Christian, and the champs hit Poetry In Motion, giving Christian a succession of three two-counts. Dogg slaps him and tags Pac, and they get into a slugfest. Christian powerslams him and tries the tne-punch countalong, but Dogg hangs him ver the top rope and Pac hits his jumping clothesline. They beat up Christian on the floor a bit, and Roadie covers for two in the ring. Front fracelock and the crowd rallies for Christian, but the ref misses the hot tag, allowing the heels to beat him down some more. Keep that spot in mind for tonight. Broncobuster, and Dogg hits a NASTY kick to the back of Christian's head for two. Edge saves, allowing more DX stomping for his partner. Dogg sends Christian into the ropes and there's a malfunction at the junction, putting both guys down. Pac comes in and attacks Christian, allowing Edge to sneak in a very un-Benoitish diving headbutt on Roadie. Christian crawls over for two. The heels try a double belly-to-back, but Christian slips out and hits a double slop drop. Hot tag, and Edge cleans house. Powerbomb on Pac gets two, with Dogg saving, then trying the pumphandle slam. Christian saves Edge from that by going for the Impaler, but Dogg shoves him into a spinning heel kick. Edge spears Dogg, then Tori grabs him for Pac to nail, but Edge ducks and rolls him up for two. Roadie and Christian fight on the floor and Pac hits the X-Factor in the ring, but Christian manages to escape Roadie and nails Pac with the ringbell for the pin at 9:25. Okay but pretty empty match.***. I rejoiced at the time because I was SURE they would put DX over. Pac does a macho bladejob for the bell shot. Good man, Sean. Debra tries to announce the winners without repeating "World Wrestling" and slurring her words, and fails miserably.

  • In the back, The Rock arrives in a fancy shirt.

  • Light Heavyweight Title Match: Scotty II Hotty Vs. Dean "The Mofo Machine" Malenko(c): Yes, a Light Heavyweight Title Match on PPV. I know, weird. Anyhoo, these two had a pretty damn good little series while Grand Master Sexay was injured, and this is the final blowoff. Dean draws MEGA heat here, even putting his cohort Benoit to shame later in the show. The black belt also makes it's debut here.

    Scotty jumps the champ to kick off, hitting a backdrop and a clothesline for a quick two. Dean is up quickly and tries a powerbomb, and Scotty slides out and into an armdrag, then hits a dropkick for two. Scotty hits a belly-to-back and dances, but gets jumped. he comes back with an inverted atomic drop and an Irish whip. Bulldog attempt, but Dean simply clotheslines his head off he goes for it. They go to the floor and Dean just beats the crap out of him, then tosses Scotty back in and goes for the knee. Scotty tries to fight back, so Dean simply dropkicks the knee. WWF fans who don't know why everyone loves Dean Malenko-check this baby out.

    Dean gets a quasi-spinning toe hold for a couple of two counts, then barrages the knee with elbows and knees. To the post for more knee workage, then Dean goes back to the toehold for two. Scotty fights up and tries an enzuiguri, and Dean simply ducks and slams the knee into the canvas. Kneebar gets a couple of two counts, and the crowd rallies for Scott-Ay. Dean uses the ropes, but the ref catches him and he's forced to break. Scotty pulls himself up, and Dean kicks his legs out from under him and stomps the knee. Hennig kneebreaker, and Scotty manages to get the elusive enzuiguri to begin his comeback. Dean reverses an Irish whip, however, and goes back to the knee. Dean works it on the ropes and tries a Figure Four, but Scotty rolls him up for two. Dean gets straight up and clobbers him, then taunts him. He kicks the knee out, but Scotty grabs him and both tumble to the floor. Scotty tosses Dean back in and goes upstairs, but Dean cuts him off and hits a superplex. Both down.

    They fight up and Scotty begins the Super-Worm comeback. Backslide gets two. Inside cradle gets two. Irish whip, but Dean gets a belly-to-back. Powerbomb attempt, but Scotty rolls out and gets the bulldog. W-O-R-M. Scotty celebrates and Dean throws him into the corner and gets a Flair pin for two. Wiastlock sequence gets Dean a butterfly powerbomb for two. Scotty blocks a charge with a boot, but runs right into a powerslam for two. He manages to send Dean to the floor, but gets hung over the top rope in the process. Dean goes to the top and Scotty follows, looking for a superplex, but Dean reverses IN MID AIR to a SUPER DDT. Ho-Lee Shit. The pinfall is academic at 13:00. Best finisher ever. Awesome, awesome match that I WISH the WWF had capitalised on. You see, you don't need loads of fancy moves or swank interviews to tell a story-Dean was an amazing heel here, and he should've been pushed as such after this match. Scott Taylor was no slouch either-he could have been the top lightweight babyface, and carried the division. But such is life. ****1/4.

  • The "Spooky Hopscotch" Judgement Day/Undertaker promo.

  • Vince locker room spot.

  • The Acolytes Vs. The Big Bossmen: Brawl on the floor to start(duh). Bradshaw kicks off against Bull in the ring and actually looks pretty proficient in the process, hitting a DDT and a top-rope shoulderblock for two.. Bull shows what won him a permanent job by rolling over Bradshaw's back on a backdrop attempt, but he gets speared moments later. Tag to Faarooq and he whups some righteous ass, but Bull gets his springboard clothesline and tags the Bossman. He beats on Faarooq with some punchy-kicky offence, but gets caught with a belly-to-back, a shoulderblock and a clothesline for two. Faarooq throws Bossman to the floor and Bradshaw works him over, then gets the tag. Faarooq beats on Bossman on the floor himself, then throws him in to Bradshaw for two. Tag to Faarooq again, but he gets clotheslined and Bull gets the tag. Bodyslam and elbowdrop, and the heels tag quickly in and out, beating on Faarooq. Bull wrenches in a front facelock, but Faarooq makes the hot tag-and for the second time tonight, the ref misses it. Bull clotheslines Faarooq for two and hits the chinlock, but he breaks too soon and Faarooq spinebusts him. Hot tag to Bradshaw and he pounds Bull as Faarooq takes the Bossman to the floor. Bradshaw DDTs Bull and goes upstairs, but Bossman crotches him and Bull hits a superplex for two. Bradshaw rebounds from an Irish whip with a Clothesline From Hell, but Bossman breaks up the cover. Faarooq drags him outside, and takes a nightstick shot for his troubles. Bradshaw takes the same, and Bull hits a nice top-rope ax kick for the pin at 7:41. Actually not that bad, if completely pointless. They did the smart thing-kept the Bossman to a minimum and allowed Bull to show his stuff. That's why Bull's on TV now and Bossman's sitting at home eating donuts.*3/4

  • It's Feuding Family Time! The Hardys promise each other to play it fair.

  • Crash suggest that he and Hardcore team up in their Hardcore Title match tonight, and Hardcore boxes his ears for coming up with such a ludicrous idea.

  • Hardcore Title Match: Crash(c) Vs. Hardcore Holly Vs. Matt Hardy Vs. Jeff Hardy Vs. Tazz Vs. Perry Saturn: Okay, bear with me here-play by play is gonna be REAL difficult. Big ol' brawl to start. Crash takes a T-Bone and a powerbomb from Saturn and Hardcore respectively, and everyone takes turns breaking up covers. Tazz hits a Northern Lights suplexon the champ for two, and Hardcore saves. Crash does the wise thing and makes a run for it, but everyone follows and they brawl down the aisle. Crash climbs one of the big swinging pendulums to escape, but matt follows him and knocks him onto the rest of the participants, then dives onto them himself. More boring brawling, punctuated by Jeff swinging off one of the pendulums into a rana on Saturn. Crash runs back to the ring, and everyone follows. The Hardys double team him and hit Poetry In Motion. Jeff grabs a chair but tazz kills him with a clothesline. Saturn nails Tazz with a 2x4, then puts a weird-looking abdominal stretch on Crash, looking like he's anally raping poor Elroy. Tazz breaks it up and covers Crash for two. Saturn saves and suplexes Crash, then Tazz clotheslines him. Hardcore comes in and nails Crash with a sign for two. Saturn hits a spin kick for two. Crash rolls to the floor and Tazz pounds him, but Matt nails Tazz with a lid. Matt covers Crash for two, and Jeff breaks that up and gets his own two-count. Hardcore suplexes Crash on the floor. Another run and everyone takes turns covering again. Crash and Tazz roll in the ring and Crash gets a dropkick for two. Saturn comes in and Crash sunset flips him for two. Jeff comes in and chokes Crash with a cable, then Tazz whomps Jeff and Hardcore covers Crash for two. He chokes Crash on the second rope, but Saturn German suplexes him then covers Crash for two. Tazz saves and he and Saturn fight, then Tazz suplexes Crash. Matt and Jeff go nuts with a couple of metal sheets, hitting everyone. Jeff hits a legdrop for two, and Matt saves and covers for two himself. Tazz sneaks up and chokes Matt with a cable, and Jeff hits his split-leg springboard moonsault for two. Saturn breaks and hits a slingshot splash for two. Hardcore saves and superplexes Crash for two. Saturn hits a brainbuster for two as Hardcore and Saturn fight. Hardcore disposes of Tazz and Hollycausts Crash onto a chair for two, but Matt saves. Jeff drags a ladder into the ring to a BIG pop. Matt throws Hardcore into it, then clotheslines him to the floor. Jeff hits the swanton from the ladder for two, and he and Matt fight over who gets the pin. Tazz wipes both out and stalks Crash, as the crowd goes BATSHIT. Seriously, Tazz was mega-over here and should've been given the belt. Anyhoo, he locks on the Tazzmission, but Saturn come sin and hits him with a stop sign and he and Crash collapse. Saturn covers Crash for two, but Matt drags him to the floor. The Hardys hit stereo planchas onto Hardcore and Saturn, and Crash falls on top of Tazz for the pin in the ring at 12:18. For some bizarre reason, the Hardys' music plays. A rare slip-up in the production department. Again, Tazz should have gone over and moved the belt into a feud with Saturn, but I guess the men with the pen thought Crash was more marketable. Assholes. Ending sequence was REAL good, rest was pretty crap.**3/4.

  • Shane O Mac interview. Lotsa filler here.

  • Kurt Angle Vs. Big Show: Angle absolutely rips DC a new exit hole during his entrance, cracking up everyone who doesn't live there. Show, not to be outdone, unveils the crowning achievement during his impressionist phase...The Showster! "Real American" fires up and Show strides out, complete in yellow tights and weight belt, doo-rag and bleached moustache. He rips his Showster shirt off and cuts an hilarious promo, ranting about the Valley Of The Shadow Of Death and generally mocking Hogan in every way, as the crowd collectively wets themselves with laughter. Angle jumps Show to start, and is met with the HULK-UP OF DOOM! Show hits the big boot and legdrop but it only gets two, to big boos. Angle comes back with a chopblock and works the leg for some token offence, but the crowd rallies behind Show by chanting "Hogan". JR gets the burn of the night in-"More people are chanting Hogan than have in years!". Show comes back and goes all business, ripping off his wig and chokeslamming Angle for the pin at 2:38. DUD, but quite possibly the Funniest Match Of The Year.

    The Dudley Boyz Vs. T&A w/Trish Stratus: This was the match that signified the official Dudleys face turn, and also the match that gave T&A some decent credibility. Boy, that didn't last long. Trish looks absolutely babelicious here. Brawl to start and Buh Buh chases Trish, but runs right into a clothesline from Test on the floor. Albert stomps D-Von in the ring but D-Von hits a clothesline for two and tags Buh Buh. he hammers Albert on the ropes, then shouts at Trish and elbowdrops Albert for two. He hits some more basic offence and tags D-Von back in. Double suplex, and they hit Wazzup (minus the Wazzup) behind the ref's back. Wardance Of Death gets a two-count. Albert comes back with a bicycle kick and tags Test, and they hit an Avalanche into a big boot for two. Test beats D-Von down in the corner and D-Von gets a shoulderblock for one. Albert nails him, and Test hits a doctorbomb. Tag to Albert, and a double spin cycle slam gets two. D-Von fights back, but Test gets a blind tag. Abert powerslams D-Von and presses Test onto him for two. Back elbow gets two, and D-Von comes back with a swinging neckbreaker-but for the THIRD time on the show the ref misses the hot tag. Albert hits a shoulderblock and nails Buh Buh on the apron. Second rope catapult, but Buh Buh breaks up the count. Test comes in with a clothesline for two. Albert in, and D-Von manages a second rope sunset flip for two. Albert hits a sitout powerbomb for two. Albert goes to the second turnbuckle, but D-Von hits him in the gut and superplexes him. Hot tag on both sides and Buh Buh clobbers both. Samoan Drop gets two on Test, and D-Von tosses Albert outside and the Duds hit a double team neckbreaker (called 3D incorrectly by JR, who took a year to grasp that move)on Test for two. Albert hits the Albert Bomb on Buh Buh, but Test misses the Savage Elbow and Buh Buh covers for two. Albert hits the floor again and the Duds go for 3D proper, but Trish distracts Buh Buh, allowing Test to hit the big boot for the pin at 11:11. Decent power match, something that's always unfairly judged by the I-Net intelligentsia.**3/4. The Duds go nuts on T&A, hitting the Buh Buh Cutter on Test and a screwed-up 3D on Albert, and D-Von Gets The Table. Buh Buh (who's bleeding from about three different places on his face) grabs Trish, who tries the liplock to escape. It seems to have worked-but Buh Buh shakes it off and the crowd goes nuts. You can guess what happens next.

  • Following the wood treatment the EMTs gurney Trish to the ambulance-and when she gets there, the Filthy Animals kidnap her and take her to the desert! Well, not really, but Eddie Guerrero and Chyna arrive fresh from the prom in Eddie's Chevy. A ref informs him that his title match is RIGHT NOW, and he'll be stripped of the belt if he doesn't get out to the ring. So Eddie does the smart thing-he drives to ringside and changes into his gear in the trunk.

  • European Title Match: Eddie Guerrero w/Chyna Vs. Essa Rios w/Lita: Rios' first and last date with destiny-his highest profile angle after this was losing Lita, and that didn't even include a blowoff match. Eddie wrestles in his bow tie, looking pretty cool. Oh, and Lita has had MAJOR puppy enhancement since this. Eddie dropkicks Essa to start and hits a flying back elbow, but Essa rolls through a tilt-o-whirl and hits his own. Eddie stays in charge with a belly-to-back and taunts the crowd. Armdrag, and he works the arm. Rios comes back and tries his flippy-floppy armdrag, but he screws up and JR audibly laughs at him. Rios settles for a regular armdrag and an elbowdrop. Another armdrag, and Eddie bails. Rios tries a pescado but Eddie dodges and throws him into the steps. Back in and Eddie hits the slingshot senton, then throws him to the floor again. Chyna nails him and throws him back in. Rope reversal leads to a Rios dropkick, and a missile dropkick gets him a two count. Sleeper, but Eddie hits a jawbreaker. Powerbomb attempt is reversed into an armdrag. Criss-cross sequence, and Rios hits a NASTY monkey flip, jamming Eddie's head and neck under the bottom rope. Crowd audibly pities Eddie. He's pretty shaken up, but still manages to low-bridge Rios and send him to the floor. Chyna nails him again and Eddie hits a pescado. He tries a powerbomb, and Lita tries a leap off the top turnbuckle, but Chyna shoves her off into the Spaniard's Table. The distraction's enough for Essa to backdrop Eddie, and he follows up with an asai moonsault, slamming his legs into the announcer's table in the process. Back in, and a missile dropkick knocks Eddie straight back out. Essa FLATTENS him with his cross-corner tope con hilo. He tosses Eddie back in and goes upstairs, but Chyna trips him and Eddie hits a superplex. Both down, and Rios covers for two. Eddie rolls out of a belly-to-back and hits a baribuster, then heads upstairs, but Essa armdrags him down. Moonsalt attempt hits knees, and Eddie finishes it with the Gory Special neckbreaker-airplane spin into neckbreaker drop, from the Razor's Edge position-at 8:47. Sloppy, spotty and slow-paced.**3/4. Those who cry and bitch about Essa getting pushed, SHUT UP. The guy could not even put on a good match against Eddie Freaking Guerrero, PLUS he nearly killed him in the process of trying. Lita strips Chyna after the match, and Eddie admires his Mamacita.

  • Triple H and Vince get rowdy backstage.

  • Benoit interview. He's REALLY improved, you know. He's gonna express his emotions all over Chris Jericho. Ewwww.....

  • Another Spooky Hopscotch spot.

  • Intercontinental Title Match: Chris Jericho Vs. Chris Benoit(c): Jericho cuts a half-assed promo pre-match, adding credence to the legend that he doesn't put as much effort in when he's not winning. Ooops, gave away the ending. Lock-up, and both men tumble to the floor rather than break. Lucha Moment: They exchange bitch slaps on the floor. Back in and Jericho hits a nice headlock takedown, which Benoit counters with a headscissors. Same sequence with the roles reversed. They go nose to nose and trash talk, then pull out a swank pinfall reversal sequence for several two-counts. Chop exchange(Owwwwwwwww)and Benoit takes over. Jericho dodges a charge and hits a drop toehold, then pounds Benoit. Irish whip is reversed, and Benoit gets two out of three German suplexes. Jericho blocks the third by grabbing the ropes, so Benoit belly-to-back suplexes him over the top rope. Tope attempt misses, Jericho stomps him but gets whipped into the steps. He avoids the impact by hopping over them, so Benoit dropkicks them into his legs. That was VICIOUS. It gets two back in the ring, and Benoit knees Jericho in the gut. Gutbuster, and he stomps a mudhole in Jericho. Jericho fights back, but misses a dropkick, and Benoit catapults him into the corner. He hangs Jericho on the top rope with a suplex, then snap suplexes him for two. Another knee to the gut, and an abdominal stretch, with Benoit pounding Jericho in the chest while the hold is locked in. Jericho armdrags out and hits a back elbow and the Lionsault, but he can't capitalise. He manages to roll over for two. Benoit hits some more chops and stomps, but Jericho reverses an Irish whip. Benoit blocks a charge with his boot, but Jericho hits a heel kick. More Benoit chops, but Jericho cuts him off with a bulldog for two. Jericho gets some chops, and a rollup off the ropes for two. Benoit tries a suplex, but Jericho counters and hangs him on the top strand. Springboard dropkick attempt, but Benoit swats him away and tries a moonsault(?). He gets crotched, but rolls through Jericho's belly-to-back superplex. Both men down-again-and Benoit rolls over for two. They fight over a backslide, and Jericho gets the double powerbomb from it for two. Benoit reverses to the crossface, and the crowd wakes up. Jericho makes the ropes and Benoit tries the hold again, but Jericho rolls through it and applies the Walls Of Jericho. Benoit makes the ropes, natch, and the ref takes a wayward flying forearm from Jericho. Benoit grabs the title belt and cracks Jericho with it, for two. Snap suplex onto the belt, and he goes for Air Canada, but it misses and the ref calls for the bell, giving a DQ win to Benoit at 15:08.

    JR berates the decision, until they cue up the replays, showing Jericho holding up the belt for Benoit's headbutt. Jericho goes all Ken Shamrock after the decision and sinks the Walls in on the ref. Real good match, but there was better to come.***3/4.

    WWF Title Match, Special Referee: Shane McMahon: The Rock Vs. Triple H w/Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: This was, of course, the Big match, where Steve Austin was set to return and be Rocky's special enforcer. Vince gets the crowd all riles up by announcing Austin's absence due to "transport problems" Staredown to kick off, then a slugfest. Trip takes over, but Rocky gets a back elbow. Trip tries a quick Pedigree, and Rocky backdrops him and stomps him in the corner. Shane shoves him off, allowing Trip to sneak up with a neckbreaker. Rocky hits a belly-to-back, but Trip sends him to the floor. He follows and works Rocky over, and Vince hurls him into the ringpost for good measure. Trip and Shane share a hug in the ring, and Trip covers Rocky for two. Rocky fights back, but Trip hits the high knee for two. Suplex, and the Greenwich Knee gets a trio of two counts. He pounds Rocky some more, and gets a sleeper,. JR mocks the I-Net speculation that "Austin was gonna show up and stab Rock in the back tonight". Wow, JR, that's kinda childish, from where I sit. I bet you're feeling pretty foolish now, huh?

    Shane tests the arm and Rocky fights up, but Trip clotheslines him for two. Heel ten-punch countalong, but Rock hits Snake Eyes. Both down, and Rocky fights up with right hands, so Vince nails him with the title belt. Trip covers for a VERY quick two. Rocky comes back with some more rights and a clothesline, then throws Trip to the floor. Back in and Trip hits the facebuster, but Rocky hits a DDT. Shane won't count-drawing BIG heel heat-so Rocky flips and kicks his ass, sending him to the floor. Trip bundles Rocky out and throws him into the steps, then sets up the Angle Killer Pedigree. Rocky low blows him, and he pulls Shane up onto the announce table, and delivers a DOUBLE Rock Bottom through the table! Pretty messy, but cool nonetheless. Reactions: Vince does "The Roger Moore Gulp", while Steph gives us "I'm Blowing The Invisible Man". Although given the amount of steroids there, I'd say Trip's probably is invis....Never mind.

    Rocky is up first-obviously-and he throws Trip in the ring, but Vince hits him from behind. Rocky goes for him, but trip hits a low blow and the Pedigree. Shane is still crawling around on the outside, so Vince calls out the troops-namely, Patterson and Brisco, clad in ref's shirts. Patterson gets a two count, so the Stooges stomp Rock. Vince and Trip beat on him-and the glass breaks. The crowd absolutely comes unglued as Steve Austin w/Gut storms the ring and wipes out EVERYONE(except Rock)with a chair. He bitches out Vince-needing a chair to help him back up to his feet-then walks out, as Linda McMahon w/The Earl Of Hebner enters. She shoves Steph down and directs Hebner into the ring, and Rocky makes it four world titles with the spinebuster/People's Elbow combo at 19:23. Hideously overbooked but really good anyway.***3/4. Rocky celebrates, and Austin tows in the blown-up DX Express bus, then shares a few beers with the new champ.

    Final Thought: Watching Backlash '99, then this, the differences pre- and post-millennium are huge. The overall quality, the maturity, and the realism on display here dwarfs Russo's fantasy world of Ministrys, S&M Intercontinental Champions and Ken Shamrock's sister. Top show, although I would definitely be hesitant to call it best of last year-I'd say that accolade goes to SummerSlam 2000, which had something for everyone. Here, both Benoit/Jericho and the main event are good, but they were vastly overrated this time last year, and they're hurt by certain moronic factors-Benoit/Jericho had a REALLY frustrating non-finish, and the overbooking was very annoying in the title match. But the Light Heavyweight Title match was really really good, and the matches criticised above are still worth a look. Recommended show.

  • Okay, the time when I completely frick up and look stupid is here....Backlash 2001 Predictions! But first, a word on the WWF's direction at the moment. I' unlike many others, have actually enjoyed Austin's heel turn, Rhyno's push, and many other factors that have caused my fellow I-Net comrades to groan. I do think the wrestling quality is very good right now. However, something else is bothering me. Paul Heyman definitely has a hand on the booker's pencil right now, and it shows. We're seeing a similar erratic, Bill Watts-on-crack booking style that populated the final years of ECW. Titles are switched way too regularly, the actual title matches are schmozzes, and angles are shot and then abandoned within days for something new. How many title changes have we seen since WrestleMania? Six. That is a LITTLE excessive, methinks. And what about the slapdash booking style? Example: All signs-even the WWF's website-pointed to Raven getting a shot at Eddie Guerrero this Sunday. Now, at the last minute, Matt Hardy gets the title, and the match is altered to Matt Hardy Vs. Christian Vs. Eddie. What the Hell? What is the fricking point in the Eddy/Raven interaction over the past few weeks? Why are we supposed to care about Hardy/Christian/Edde at Backlash? Is this some sort of massive grudge Paul has against Raven or something, or is this going to become widespread? Another thing-if the fed knew from WrestleMania that Taker & Kane were headed to Backlash, why wasn't that match pushed sooner, rather than leaving it until two weeks before the event? I am a BIG ECW fan, but if this is Paul E.'s doing, then they need to keep him at the commentary table.

    Main Event-Triple Title Match: The Brothers Dead Vs. The Two-Man nWo: I don't care what the smarks are saying, this match will be okay, and it will get a decent buyrate for the show. Taker and Kane have proved they can hold their own when working with two above-average main-eventers. Check out last year's Unforgiven if you don't believe me.

    I SAY: Vince's boys go over, making Trip the second-ever Grand Slam winner. That sets up them losing the straps to the Hardys, then their eventual split. Rating: ***1/4.

    30 Minute Iron man Submission Match: Pfft, who cares, this'll RULE IT will room to spare. Angle's done a tremendous job in helping Benoit's face turn. This will be match of the night.

    I SAY: Benoit takes it one-nil, after a tense final minute of ankle lock agony. Rating:****½.

    Duchess Of Queensbury Rules Match: Good Will regal Vs. Chris Jericho: I'm guessing they're gonna pull an Over The Edge '99 here, and Regal will continuously change the rules to make victory his.

    I SAY: Regal wins. I hope. The British Badass needs some momentum for next week's Insurrextion, where he'll beat Chris Benoit-and I'll be there LIVE, Baby! Rating: ***1/2.

    Last Man Standing: Shane O Mac Vs. Big Fat Motherfuckin' Show: The Parade O' Jobs continues for Show, as he is undoubtedly going to lose to the Boy Wonder here. Look for some WCW guys to get involved.

    I SAY: Shane beats the count with assistance from Booker and Mike Awesome. After all, can you really see Shane Helms laying the smack down on the Show? Rating:**

    European Title Match: Matt Hardy Vs. Eddie Guerrero Vs. Christian: I really don't know what they're playing at here. What the HELL is the point of this? It looks rushed, stupid and heatless-on paper, at least. Damn it, I wanted Raven to get the shot!

    I SAY: Raven runs in and DDTs all three men out of commission....Or Matt retains. Rating: ***1/4.

    X-Factor Vs. 3D: This should most definitely be a Tables Match, and I think it'll end up one before belltime Sunday night.

    I SAY: Dudleys win, but X-Factor brutalise Li'l Spike-again. rating: **½.

    Hardcore Title Match: Rhyno Vs. Raven: I heard this mentioned somewhere, but I don't know if it's the case. We'll see, I guess. Hardcore Holly could get the shot, but if we follow Paul E's twisted logic that would make no sense whatsoever.

    I SAY: Regardless of opponent, Rhyno retains with a Gore. Rating: **

    Well, that's seven matches. There'll be a couple more, I guess, possibly even a Light Heavyweight Title Match. Don't hold your breath though. Direct feedback to the raven, and I'll see you Monday. Toodles!

    Ian Challis
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