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SUMMERSLAM: HUH, WUH? This week, my thoughts on last night's SummerSlam, and as promised, cheats and finishers to WWF: Attitude. But first, HOLY CRAP, I got mail! From: "Kim Btchfctr" ([slash] regular columnist) Subject: slash stuff Your stuff (drinking game in particular) has been among the most memorable stuff I've seen on the site, and I just wanted to thank you for continuing to contribute and look forward to seeing more from you in the future. You're a good writer, and I personally think CRZ should give you a little "/" from here on in. I mean, hell, if he gave one to so-called "Super Vixen," why wouldn't he? Cheers, Kim Well, I don't know? Chris...? Steve Blackman is still my favorite, you know. Even though he got SPANKED last night. And even though my vixenness is not super just yet, it is at least above-par. From: William Booker Subject: hi... I read your column at CRZ's site and really liked it!!!! There... I gave you mail... now, please give me Attitude cheats in another column! Bill Ya, ok, they're coming up. I get the feeling I'm being used. From: Michael Mousseau Subject: summerslam-crz Good article--and I would like the finishers and cheats in the next column, if you're so inclined. Later. Now I KNOW I'm being used. I know what you people want, but first, you'll have to sit through... My SummerSlam Opinions! HAHAHAHAHA! First off: SPOILER ALERT, but only if you're waiting to see SummerSlam in replay this Tuesday, and tape Raw tonight to watch it afterwards. I'm sorry, but I am confused. If there were so many clean finishes last night, why do things seems so... incomplete? I'm referring to the main event and the tag match between D-Kane and The Big Bikers. First, the tag match. So X-Pac kicks out of AARRGHH... The Chokeslam? No way dude. Heart shmart, when a guy three times your size picks you up over his head and drops you, you DIE. And what's the point of having "tension" between Taker and Show when they've been saying all along that they don't trust each other. Oh, now it's MORE "tension". Jeez, this team is only a month old. Speaking of tension, why does The Undertaker always have to meld songs with whomever he's teamed up with that month? What if his next partner is Al Snow? ("What does everybody want? DEAD!") Ok, that wasn't really speaking of tension. I'll assume that I was the only one shocked at the outcome of the main event. It's awesome to see Mick back with the gold, but Austin put him over CLEAN! Maybe ol' Steve is more hurt that we thought. Especially after the "crippling" he received. Must want time off, and that's cool, kudos to him for going all the way to SummerSlam on a bum knee. But he jobbed to Mankind! Weird. And of course Jesse had his home crowd eating out of his hand. And deservedly too, I missed his voice in wrestling, and I marked out big time to his return. I couldn't help but notice, however, that his old school wrestling personality seemed kinda cartoony and overblown compared to what I'm now used to. At least he got scream that everything was "Bullshit" about 50 times. I got to see my favorite bit of wrestling last night, and that was The Rock's floatover DDT. It's rare, and he doesn't pull it out often, but DAMN it looks so cool! It made my night. Yay floatover DDT! And for those who don't know, it's the move where he runs to the right of the opponent, hooks an arm, jumps up and around his back, over his shoulder, and DDT's him. Awe Some! The Above And Beyond The Call Award of the night goes to Shane McMahon, who DOES NOT have to do this stuff folks, he just does! Lots of credit to him for his crazy-ass bumps, because, don't forget this, he DOESN'T HAVE TO! Did anybody else notice that Weird thumping music in between main event entrances again? It scared me. JR surprised me by being an idiot when he mentioned that if anybody could end Shamrock's streak in Lion's Den matches, it would be Blackman. Uhm, didn't Ken LOSE his last Lion's Den match like two months ago against Vince after Jarrett interfered? And hasn't he only wrestled THREE Lion's Den matches... ever? The JR/King babble during the Multi-Tag match was classic, as they just bickered the whole time! King:"Folks, I hope you recorded this, because JR just said 'I don't know!'" JR: "Ya, well I could have just made something up and lied like you, King." Hehe. JR's quote of the night is of course: "She has an ample, designated ass suitable for kissing." But it's not quote of the night! That quote goes to Howard Finkel because he said in his announcer voice "And his opponent in this special Kiss My Ass match...". And if anyone was counting, there were 3 Stunners administered last night. None to Jesse. Ok, you sat through it, time now for the Attitude Cheats And Finishers for Playstation and N64! P = Punch K = Kick T = Tie Up B = Block All moves are from Ready position unless noted. And don't forget finishers can only be done if the other guy is in the red. That's why they're called finishers. Steve Austin's Stunner : up, down, up, T Steve Austin's Lou Thesz Press : (while running) T The Rock's Rock Bottom : left, right, down, T The Rock's People's Elbow : (ground move at head) up, down, P - OR (while running, opponent on ground) T The Rock's FLOATOVER DDT! : left, right, down, P Shawn Michaels' Sweet Chin Music : left, right, K Shawn Michaels' Hurricanrana : up, down, T Mankind's Mandible Claw : left, right, down, T Mankind's Double Arm DDT : left, right, down, P Undertaker's Tombstone : up, down, up, T Undertaker's Chokeslam : up, down, up , P Undertaker's Walk The Ropes : (opponent in corner) left, right, K Paul Bearer's Buffet Buster : (from top rope) T+B Kane's Tombstone : up, up, down, T Kane's Chokeslam : (from tieup) left, right, P HHH's Pedigree : up, down, down, T HHH's Knee To Face : left, down, K Chyna's Pedigree : left, down, K Chyna's Golatta : (from behind) left, K Shamrock's Ankle Lock : (ground hold at feet) left, down, right, K Owen Hart's Sharpshooter : (ground hold at feet) left, up, left, K Owen Hart's Enziguri : up, down, K X-Pac's X-Factor : up, down, T X-Pac's Bronco Buster : (opponent in corner) up, down, punch Val Venis' Money Shot : (from top rope) K+P together The Godfather's Pimp Drop : left, right, down, P The Godfather's HOOO Train : (opponent in corner) left, down, K Road Dogg's Pump Handle Slam Thingie : (from behind) left, right, K Road Dogg's Weird Dancing Knee Drop : (ground move at side) left, right, T (If you simply punch a stunned opponent while Road Dogg, you will do the dancey-thing that he does) King Ass' Fam-ass-er : left, right, down, P Al Snow's Snowplow : (from tieup) left, up, P Al Snow's Underhook Headbutts : (from tieup) left, T Head's Jackhammer : (from tieup) up, down, T Steve Blackman's Pump Kick : left, down, T Bossman's Sidewalk Slam : left, up, K Faarooq's Dominator : left, right, down, T Bradshaw's Fallaway Slam : left, down, T Edge's Downward Spiral : up, down, K Gangrel's Impaler : up, down, K Christian's Impaler : up, down, up, T D' Lo's Sky Hi : up, down, K D' Lo's Lo Down : T+B together Mark Henry's Gorilla Press Slam : up, down, up, P Mark Henry's Dumbass Splash : (ground move at side) left, right, up, T Steve Williams' Dr. Bomb : up, down, up, T Steve Williams' Oklahoma Stampede : (opponent in corner) up, down, K Steve Williams' Sick-Ass Drop 'Em On Their Head Overhead Suplex : (from behind) left, right, P Droz's New Jersey Naptime : (from tieup) left, right, P Goldust's Curtain Call : (from behind) left, up, T Goldust's Shattered Dreams : (opponent in corner) left, right, P Jeff Jarrett's Front Russian Leg Sweep : (from behind) left, P Jeff Jarrett's Figure Four : (ground hold at feet) left, right, down, K Kurgan's Uh, Thing : Up, Down, P Taka Michinoku's Michinoku Driver : left, right, down, P Headbanger Mosh's Mosh Pit : (from top rope) K+P together Headbanger Thrasher's Stage Dive : (from top rope) K+P together Marc Mero's TKO : left, right, right, T Sable's Sablebomb : (from tieup) up, down, K Sable's Career : down, down, down Jacqueline's Kamikazi Headbutt : (from top rope) P+T Jerry Lawler's Piledriver (a la Andy Kaufman) : (from tieup) left, up, P Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra Clutch : (from behind) left, T Trainer's Front Brainbuster : (from tieup) left, right, K To get Sable and Marc Mero, win In Your House in career mode To get Kurrgan and Taka, win KOR in career mode To get Slaughter and Michaels, win SummerSlam in career mode To get Jerry Lawler and Paul Bearer, win Royal Rumble in career mode To get all WWF t-shirts and superstar uniforms, and also unlock Squeaky Voice cheat, win Euro Belt To get 3 extra attribute points and to unlock Big Head mode cheat, win IC Belt To get Ego mode, win Wrestlemania To get Bleep mode (Playstation only), win Wrestlemania Ok, that's all for now. Enjoy. If the cheats don't get unlocked when you do what is said to do, see if you're on Easy. You have to be on Med or Hard to get stuff. Later, Chuck Carlin Master of the Floatover DDT for [slash] wrestling Mail the Author Visit my happy little funland |
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