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Heather Birkett

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Howdy everyone, This is my column. Millions and millions of people read this everyweek. Alright it's more like a dozen but who the hell cares. On to Heat, I usually don't comment on Heat but something really hit me the right way this week. I truly enjoyed the DEJA VIDEO this week. Shane and X-PAC's match at wrestlemania WHOO_HOO!!! Okay no seriously the match it self wasn't that great but to hear both their feedback on it was. Sorry. Shane put on one hell of a show for this match being his first. Was it me or did the boy sound choked up when he said it was a honor to be involved with Wrestlemania 15 and also to be in the ring with X-PAC. He was.he sounded so sweet. X-PACs feedback was also good. You could see and hear the disappointment in his voice when he started talking about the DX breakup. Alas all good things must come to an end, maybe with the reformation of the Outlaws we, the fans, will be seeing a reformation of the greatest faction in wrestling history. Of course that last statement is debatable, with all the good faction but my opinion is that DX rocksLOL!!! Another Heat point before I turn my attention to other happings in the wrestling world. How happy was Heather when that little witch Marianna got what she deserved. I was basking in the glory as I watched her being carted away to the back in handcuffs. Overall Heat was alright this week

For those of you who are reading this for the first time dear Heather don't get Smackdownwell not yet. I just found out that yours truly will be getting Smackdown. Fox will be carrying it starting on OCT 16 at 5 p.m. I am so psyched..LOL!!!

On to more important matters, The wrestling world was shocked once again with the passing of Robert "Gorilla Monsoon" Marella at the age of 62. This hit me hard, harder then I thought it would. I was truly saddened by this. My thoughts and prayers are with his family. Rest in peace Gorilla.

Also the injury to Droz is another bad thing to happen to the WWF in less then 2 weeks. My thoughts and prayers are with the family and friends of Droz. I hope he will recover fully.

On to Raw, great stuff last night. I thoroughly enjoyed it. The best part reuniting the Headbangers. The ring rust will wear off soon and Thrasher will be back to normal in no time. I truly enjoy the combination of Chaz and Glenn and hopefully we will see them together for a long time. Get them into the race for the Tag Team belts. Although I am pretty sure that the WWF won't let the Outlaws lose those titles anytime soon. Which is fine by me.

Another good point about Raw, Is folks I love the Rock and Sock connection. It's just great but I have a feeling something huge is going to happen in that. Look for a major heel turn and you can bet your bottom dollar it isn't gonna be the Rock. Mic Foley will turn Heel again if not by No Mercy definitely the following Raw's after. Just a little opinion. They can't turn Rock heel it just wouldn't work that man is more over then Austin right now.

Last point on Raw before I move to some predictions.... Something New from Heather here. I never mess with predictions but why the hell not. What the hell is the WWF doing with The Big Show? This disturbs me to no end. You don't mess with people's health like that. My grandfather had terminal cancer and of coursed passed away last year. I am hoping that this I just a sick angle the WWF will drop really soon. Especially if Paul's father is alive and well. It's like wishing bad things on people. Of course if it is true and Paul's father really has cancer I feel for him, I know how it feels to have a family member with cancer.

PREDICTIONS:

Val Venis vs. Mankind

Look for Mankind to come up on top in this one. I just don't see the WWF propelling Val into main event status by beating Mic. Although I think Val is an incredible talent I just don't feel he is ready for that huge push.

The Bulldog vs. The Rock

This is a tough one to call but I am going to go with the fan favorite. British Bulldogg hasn't even been back 2 months. I don't see him beating the Rock. The rock deserves to be the number one contender.

Four Corners Match
Bradshaw vs. Faarooq
vs. X-PAC vs. Kane

This match may spell the end for X-PAC and Kane forever. I see Kane dominating the match with X-PAC causing the lost. Sorry to say this but X-PACs desire to fit in with the giants will cause the demise of both Kane and Him. I feel that Kane is defiantly championship material. What other wrestler persona can be so over with the fans without ever saying one word. This man has it all and he don't even have to say anything. X-PAC on the other hand is also over with the Fans but this columnist feels this guy needs to stick with the European belt or the intercontinental belt. Sorry. Winners of this will be Faroog and Bradshaw.

Good Housekeeping Match
Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett

Who in their right mind doesn't want Chyna to kick Jeff Jarretts tail this weekend. She will dominate the match and maybe the WWF will do what I don't think they will. Have Chyna win the belt for good. Let's hope and pray that this happens. Hopefully the winner of the match will be chyna

Women's Championship Match
Fabulous Moolah vs. Ivory

With all due respect to the fabulous Moolah I just don't see the WWF giving the title to an old lady. Especially if they want to build up the Women's division. They have so many talented women on the roster. Hopefully Moolah will lose gracefully and leave the WWF so we can see and great women's match with the likes of Luna, or Jackie against Ivory.

Tag Team Championship Match
The Hollys vs. New Age Outlaws

Oh you didn't know....Your ass better call somebody....Outlaws will win this match. Sorry to all you Holly fans out there but I don't see it happening. Outlaws are the most popular Tag Team in federation history. They won't lose the titles so shortly after regaining them

World Wrestling Federation Championship Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Triple H

This is the toughest one yet to call, I could go with my gut instinct and says that it's going to be Stone Cold all the way. But the other side is having HHH totally dominate Stone Cold because of the position Steve put him in on Raw. I am going to say Stone Cold but don't be surprised if HHH retains the gold.

That's it for me this week,

Until next time kiddies,

Keep it real,
Heather
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