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Heather Birkett

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Hey Kiddies, Well what a week for wrestling. First we have both Vince Russo and Ed Ferrera leaving the WWF for the WCW. I just have hard time believing Vince when he claims it wasn't for the money. All that man has done in all his articles in the Raw magazine was put down the WCW and one Eric Bishoff. Now that Erics gone, maybe ole Vince can turn the WCW around. Look for the WCW to come out with some better storylines in the near future. One question for y'all : Could this spell the end of the WWF being on top? I guess we will just have to wait and see. One more note on WCW before I get to this weeks column. Nitro was brought to you from the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Mo last night. As many feel the whole Bret Hart/.Chris Beniot match was uncalled for. HELLO!!!! I believe that it takes a hell of a lot of courage to even bring yourself to a place where your baby brother lost his life. I give Bret a lot of respect, sorry folks but that's the way I feel. Some people feel that Bret did It for the ratings, not in my eyes. Maybe because I have been a Bret Hart fan since I started watching wrestling all those years ago. If anything Bret did it to keep the memory of his Brother alive and for all who don' t believe that then you don't have any knowledge of Bret Hart the man...Sorry . Sure Bret is bitter and when people are bitter they say things that they sometimes don't mean. Maybe Bret meant every terrible word he said who knows but I do know that Bret would NEVER disgrace the name of Hart, ever.

On to Raw, What the hell is wrong with the WWF. Who in their right mind came up with the "Terri Invitational". Edge and Christian do not need her and even the Hardys don't need her. What I would like to see happen is to have Terri suffer a terrible accident. Thus no more Teri Runnels on WWF television...LOL

I, for one, am getting sick and tired of the way HHH's character is acting. I am the first to admit that ever since HHH became main event he lost every single great move he ever had. I have a plea and it will go unheard but hell I want it anyway. Please lead HHH back to where he belongs, The leader of DX. One sign said it all last night, at Raw. GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. It had a green x and a drawing of HHH. I said this a couple months ago and I will say it again. I loved HHH in DX, and I want a degenerate to go into the new Milliumium as the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

I have all the respect in the world for both Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah but god if we have to suffer through another 20 minute match with them I am going to kill someone. I was hoping Jeff Jarrett would get into the ring and atleast add some excitement to the match. NO!!!! We get Miss Kitty!!!! I am so sure all the guys were loving it but god it was so disgraceful. Not only to Stacey Carter but also Ivory. Ivory is one of the best women wrestlers in the WWF today and she is degraded to wrestling a match with two old ladies and a valet. And Losing to boot. Please get Luna and Jackie in the race for the title because if the WWF does what I think it might do. The Fabulous Moolah will our womens champ.

Whoever came up with the idea of having Chris Jericho and The Rock go head to head on the mic is a genius. Seriuosly the whole segment had the possibilty of being boring with just Mick and Rock in there but add that little spice named Chris Jericho and you've got a killer segment. The segment lasted long but hell I think it could have at least gone on another 5 minutes and not a single soul would have minded. Truly one of the best segments ever, beside DX impersonating the Nation. That one remains my favorite and probably always will.

I knew that the wedding wouldn't take place. I just thought it would be Shane that would put a stop to it, not The Bristish Bulldog. Speaking of the Bulldogg who in their right mind decided to give this man a mic. Last week on Raw I let it go, thought it might be nerves. But no I was wrong the guy sucks on the mic, he sounds way to rehearsed. Also about the wedding, didn't Test act so sincere. I almost started to believe that he really loved Stephanie. Oh well, I guess us girls will have to get our romance elsewhere, or at least until Stef gets her memory back.

Well kiddies I am outta here, I hope that what I said about Bret didn't cause any hard feelings between people but this is a forum for my opinions. And that's my opinion.

Until next week

Heather
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