All right now that that was said let's move on to that pitiful wrestling show some people call Nitro. I watched about 2 hours of it Monday and the highlight was seeing Bret Hart. I will admit that I have been a Bret Hart Mark forever. Just something about him that attracts me. I just don't understand the WCW. Now if I am correct all you have to do to win a million dollars is watch Nitro and Thunder. Well, G** Damn that leaves me out, I can't even stay awake during Nitro. Oh well you would have to pay me a hell of a lot more money then that to not watch Raw. In fact Nitro will be in Chapel Hill NC next week or something like that, and The nitro girls are having tryouts,....WHO THE HELL CARES. Does anyone really pay attention to them? Just a question. Speaking of Raw, Not a bad show. Actually it was quite interesting. The Rock had me laughing as well as Mankind. But what the hell was Tori wearing.? Does this girl ever wear clothes. I saw a list on a site consisting of ways to piss off wrestlers. Anyway to get to the point, One of the lines said to start throwing Chyna some clothes, To hell with Chyna, throw Tori some clothes. Please.

Another quick note, what the hell did Jeff Hardy do to his hair? It looks like shit Jeff, Get rid of that red shit....NOW

Why is Terri with the Mean Street Posse, I guess maybe more trouble for Test and Stephanie. Another note on Terri, Are the bookers dumb. Marianna is so much bigger then Terri and we are suppose to believe that Terri can just throw her around the Ring. Please I may have been born in the afternoon but it wasn't yesterday afternoon.

I guess all my 3 fans will appreciate this column. I enjoy all kinds of feedback. Even of it is Hate mail, In fact I love hate mail. All e-mails will receive an answer.

Well that's it for me this week,

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