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Hello to all my loyal readers, I hope everyone had an eventful 4th. I did to say the least....LOL!!! It was a lot of fun except for the lame ass fireworks, but ya know something had to suck. Anyway there are a few things I want to mention then it is on to wrestling.

  • I hope Mike Piazza recovers quickly from that horrible pitch that hit him on Saturday's game Vs the Yankees. Roger Clemmons should be ashamed of himself, whether it was meant to be that way or not. Who knows but Mike thinks so and Roger says no.

  • RIP Kenny Irwin.

  • Oz starts tomorrow, Whoa Hoo...Can't wait....For all you Oz fans....O'Reilly is MINE!!!!!!!!...LOL

    Okay without further ado:

    HIT MY MUSIC

    Well were to start this week. I didn't get a chance to catch the first hour of Nitro...Hey Blame Big Brother...I am hooked what can I say. I haven't even read the recaps, which is weird for me. I mean I am usually there as soon as I get home from work to read CRZ's recap of that wonderful program called Nitro. But alas I didn't so what sue me...LOL!!

    So I guess I can concentrate on the only show I paid attention to this week and that would be Raw. Yeah I am guilty of that what can I say I was busy watching the Mets this weekend so I didn't watch much wrestling and what I did watch I didn't pay much attention to it. God that hurt but sometimes I guess the truth hurts.

    Okay I guess I should mention what I liked about Raw. First off I love the fact that Beniot is feuding with the Rock. I love it and I can only hope that he will win the title at Summerslam. I figure that the Rock will keep it through out the month of august causing a major title change at Summerslam. I know I would be happy to see Beniot walk out of Raleigh North Carolina the World Wrestling Federation Champion. I know Rebecca would be happy, Sharon, on the other hand, we would have to console. Back to Beniot. I don't know if I like the idea of him pairing with Shane though. I mean the man can get heat without Shane so why do they need him. Of course I have read rumors of Shane starting a new faction with Beniot, Edge, Christian and Kane. Please, Have any of the factions the McMahon's started ever fucking worked? The corporation sucked, The corporate ministry was even worse, especially after the higher power was introduced, and the McMahon Helmsley era grew old way to fast. Now I may be able to give this new faction a chance, if in fact it does come to be, if only one McMahon is involved. Please, for the love of god, don't put two or three of the McMahons together on my television set again. It just doesn't work.

    I may be biased here and hell I will admit that yes I love Roaddogg...always have and always will. I thought he looked a lot better then he has in months in the match with Chris Jericho. Of course I knew Roaddogg would job, but hey that escalates the feud between Chris and HHH, so I didn't have a problem with it. Hell Roaddogg attempted a Moonsault off the Top rope, something that he is not known for. If he would have made contact with Jericho people would be praising him but of course he missed and I know people are going to be brutal. I know I like Roaddogg and if other people can't see the talent in him then so be it. Its there, the man was the Interfuckingcontinential champion, for christsakes. I know he has it in him he just needs to get rid of the "I'm a lackey for HHH" gimmick.

    One more thing and I will get to my impressive thoughts....LOL!! Okay Who can honestly say that they disliked the match up between HHH and Xpac? Okay for what it was it was very good. It was exciting, hell I found myself rewinding my Raw tape to get another look at it. Xpac has looked a lot better then he has in months also. I know the regulars to this column are thinking "Heather is smoking crack she hates Xpac." Which is almost true...I don't technically hate him, I hate his character...Sean Waltman hasn't really impressed me in the few encounters that I have had with him....But to say I hate a man I don't know is pretty harsh and I just won't do it. Back to the match, to be totally honest wit you guys, I really didn't even think about it being a set up until I saw jericho come down and start kicking HHH. Then it was like something hit me and I knew it wasn't going to be pretty. Basically the site of Jericho bleeding made me sick with anger. I want Jericho to make HHH beg for mercy at Fully Loaded.

    Some impressive thoughts...yea right...LOL!!!

  • I did pay some attention to Smackdown on Saturday and I see that the Brooklyn brawler got his first win in years over HHH. Thanks to Chris Jericho.....That just made me laugh.

  • Christian is definitely the smart one out of the twosome. Sniffles my ass...LOL!!!

  • The Kat was the entertainment at WWF New York this Monday....Oh gee I am so sorry I missed that.

  • Vals' new haircut is awesome...Sorry I like it and I think it goes good with his new image.

  • When are we going to see Ivory in some action in the ring or doing some serious commentary. The girl is talent in and out of the ring; it's a waste not to take advantage of such talent.

  • One more thing, not wrestling related, anyone else hooked on this survivor show? Oh my god I am so into it. I can't believe that Joel was booted last week...he was like hot. Watch my Sean will be gone soon and then watch like Rudy win which will piss me off, or worse yet Greg. Sorry if you want to let me know who you think will win survivor or Big Brother, just wanna talk wrestling, or tell me I am completely full of shit. Then please send me an email.

    Until Next Time:

    Keep it Real

    Heather
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