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IN THE ZONE

Hey all, god was I livid on Sunday. My cable company has got to be the worst Cable Company in all of America. Again Heather was without PPV on Sunday and needless to say they didn't like me too much on Monday. Of course they should feel grateful that the building is still standing, Yes I was that pissed, but I got over it once I heard the PPV absolutely sucked. Now I am not saying this because I have seen it because obviously I haven't but I have heard from a very reliable source that it did indeed suck. With that out of the way I guess my focus this week will be Raw and what ever else happens to fly outta this keyboard and on to this screen.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

HIT MY MUSIC:

I see that my predictions, again, sucked. Now I know I promised that I would be right and in my heart of hearts I really truly believed I would be. But ya know, you can't be perfect all the time....LOL!!! I have great news for you all I have officially retired from doing predictions. No more will you see a prediction column from good ole Heather. I PROMISE!!!

So again I tortured myself into believe that the first hour of Nitro would be worth watching. Again I was wrong...Sorry it just didn't do anything for me. Hacksaw Jim Duggan against Goldberg...PLEASE. Stay home Hacksaw I rather see you when you were decent not now. The poor man was outta breathe climbing into the ring. Of course if I were there I would have marked out like the fool that I am. Because I will be the first to admit I love to see a man overcome the harshness that life sometimes hands out. I wish Hacksaw the best in everything just keep him off my television and out of the wrestling ring.

Onto Raw:

So the Acolytes are the new number one contenders for the Tag Team titles, what wall did that bounce off of? These guys have been entertaining us out of the ring and now they are number one contenders. I may be biased but what about the Dudleys, Hardy Boys and yes T & A. The Hardy Boys have been working their asses off and for what, NOTHING. Give these guys a decent storyline and at least a shot at the god forsaken titles. Oh give them the mike once in awhile too. They need to develop characters and develop some soon.

I was so happy to see Shawn Michael's, Just one question kept wandering through my mind, why don't he have the shorts on....God I love those shorts. Okay anyway to get to the reason Shawn was at Raw. He brought back one of the most beloved superstars and I for one couldn't be happy. I always loved watching Mick Foley, in and out of the ring. The shots with Edge and Christian were priceless. Only good can come of Mick Foley being the new Commissioner. I know Rebecca was in a state of confusion on who to root for in the Edge/Christian vs Undertaker/Kane match. I know I was but yeah guilty I was marking out like the fool that I am when Edge and Christian got their asses whooped. Sorry Rebecca.

I have develop writers block this week so yes it will be a short column, okay I lied fact of the matter is, it's 10.00 and I just got home from a game. In which we won and I a tired and Oh why am I explaining.

Some quick notes and I am going to bed...LOL!!!

  • Okay I must admit that I did find it kinda cute the way Tank Abbott was dancing to that Horrible Three Count music.

  • Please tell me why D-lo and Perry seem to be heading up the lower card...It's a disgrace these guys are to talented for this.

  • Noticed my fave ref was looking kinda chubby around the midsection....Guess he ate too much on vacation.

  • 15 days till the much anticipated 4th season of OZ. Can't wait and hey only 59 more days till I see Rebecca and finally meet Sharon. I can't wait guys we are going have so much fun...

    That's it for me, sorry for the lack of content this week but what can I say.

    Until next Time.

    Keep it Real

    Heather
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