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Hey all, gosh what a week, I promise that this column will be a lot better then the last one. I wrote that joker over three days and it still was shitty. Now that's an accomplishment...LOL!!! All right so where to begin. Well I guess I just will start at the beginning and sorta go from there. Without further ado..

HIT MY MUSIC!!!

I didn't see Nitro this week and from what I read I didn't miss much. So I will skip the recap and my thoughts this week on that subject.

On to Raw.

I must admit that Christian and Edge are the best. I just love them. The whole incident with Joe C and them thinking he was mini-me was to die for. In fact all four of them were totally great. Which brings me to the match. I must admit that I was quite upset with the fact that the Christian and Edge lost the titles. I am a Too Cool mark I will admit to that, but I don't think they are quite ready to carry the titles. I fully expect them to lose the belts at Smackdown or Raw. It's not that the guys aren't talented because they are SO talented. But to rush a title reign would be bad. For example, The Hardy's title reign was just plain bad timing. They had very little fan base, to go back on watch that match you wouldn't even know that they won the titles in North Carolina. I mean that's how little fan base they had. Now I must admit that Too Cool has a lot of fan base, but this title reign just doesn't sit well with me. It's just not their time. I must admit that the Tag team scene is hot right now. We have got a number of worthy number one contenders starting with the Hardy's, and The Dudley's. Too Cools time will come, its just not right now. I hope Christian and Edge regain the titles and when they drop them again please let it be either the Hardy's or the Dudley's.

I am so happy that the WWF has finally realized the importance of addressing Stephanie and Test's past together. Wrestling fans are not dumb...well most aren't. Seriously through I am interested to see how long Test can keep helping Stephanie. I know he is a member of a team and that he must do the greater good for that team. But damn if that was me I would have told her to F*#@ off. I am so serious. It is also good to see that yes Test is still pissed off and very well he should be.

My most favorite match of the night had to be the Beniot/Holly match. I mean it was incredible. Just full of extremly great spots. Also I must say that Chris's mic skills have gotten considerably better, maybe because the man was in front of his "home" crowd. Canadians love their wrestlers and it shows. Speaking of Chris Beniot he is the current holder of the intercontinental title, and the race for that looks promising also. Bob Holly, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle (who is my pick for King of The Ring), and Val Venis. The division hasn't looked any sweeter.

One more highlight from Raw , the return of Kane. I talked to Rebecca on the phone after Raw and she knew it was Kane when Roaddogg got pulled into that room and got the living shit beat out of him. Needless to say, I didn't figure it out till about 2 minutes before Kane came out. I never claimed to know everything.....LOL!!!. It was awful sweet to see Kane come out and chokeslam Roaddogg, Xpuke and HHH and holding that WWF title high over his head. Kane is a great addition to the Title race and he is right where he belongs. I would die to see Kane as WWF champion and if he wins please make it for more then 24 hrs this time. This division is also looking sweeter then it has in a long time.

A few thoughts and I am outta here.

  • What got into JR, yelling at Lillian like that. Damn!

  • Chyna and Eddie are fantastic. I happened to read the transcript from Eddy's guest appearance on "The Law" and I am happy to see that he really enjoys working with Chyna. Like we didn't know that....It SO shows.

  • I see that my fave ref was looking hot on Monday. Yes there I said I am obsessed with a WWF ref....Is there a problem with that?

  • A quick shout out to Sharon and Rebecca.... Great column on the hotties of wrestling.....Although where was Xpuke.....Isn't he your favorite wrestler?....LOL!!! Yea I did go there....LOL!!!

  • For all you baseball fans out there. How about that Unassisted triple play? Killer, huh? That's is my only goal in life is to have an unassisted Triple play. I have had an unassisted double play but hell that happens all the time. Of course the way my softball team is playing it may never happen......LOL!!!

    Well I am outta here.

    Until Next Time,

    Keep it Real

    Heather
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