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Howdy campers, Its me heather back for another go around. I figure I better address something that was written in Sharon's column before I get to mine. She asked (quote on quote). I'd love Heather to address this-if a columnist wrote a hateful, bigoted column, would you post it? And if you did, wouldn't you say it would reflect upon your site?

Okay well I will address it. I know as the website owner it is my responsibility to approve anything and everything that goes on my site. With the exceptions of Columns. Why you ask, well included on my page are disclaimers for each of the columns that are posted. They clearly state that these are the opinion of the writers and may not be that of the Web Mistress. I don't agree with everything Rebecca and Sharon write, hell if I did this would be a perfect world. Then maybe I wouldn't be posed with this question. But I am, so I better continue. As far as the Web Mistress of the X-PAC site that Sharon addressed, I agree with what she is doing. She is regulating a message board, which are different then columns. She has never told me that she wouldn't post my column because I mentioned X-pac in the wrong way. I don't take responsibility for what Sharon and Rebecca write just because it is posted on my website. It is stated clearly in their respected disclaimers that it is THEIR OPINION. So there you have it. I don't believe it reflects badly on the site, if anything it reflects badly on the writer of the column.

Enough of that anyway let's get to wrestling shall we.

So there is trouble in paradise (WCW). Well I must admit that Vince Russo brought this on himself. So I don't feel bad or even sorry for the stupid SOB. Who cares about Vince lets get to something else that is bothering me about WCW. Who the hell was down right amazing that Ahmed Johnson was on Nitro last night? (Before all you smart marks out there e-mail me his real name, let me save you the trouble. I simply forgot it, and personally don't care) I was, The man looked down right horrible. Sorry . Other then that the first hour of Nitro sucked. Well no big surprise there now was it.

On to Raw and then I will address my Royal Rumble picks.

Raw was all right last night and I truly loved the opening with Cactus Jack and HHH. Should prove to be an interesting match at the Rumble. I, for one, cannot wait to witness carnage. I am sure there will be plenty of it. I also think that this will be the end to the infamous McMahon Helmsley era, not sure exactly how they are going to do it but it will be done. I like DX more then anyone and sometimes I think I must bleed neon green but please decide what the hell you are going to be and everyone do it. Heel or Face? That's a big choice for the Outlaws, but to tell y'all the truth I don't think anything Roaddogg does will convince the fans to hate him. Billy Gunn needs a lot of help in that department too. HHH has got that down to a tee and as far as X-pac, I don't think anyone really likes him anyway. The WWF needs to do something and something quick.

I was talking with Rebecca last night on the phone and we were thinking about a great opponent for Kurt Angle. Now this may sound kinda silly but I would love to see Kurt's face if Tazz is his opponent. It would be a great way to introduce the man. He could be the one to finally break the undefeated record of Kurt. But much to my disappointment I have read that it may be Steve Blackman. Maybe during that match I will go on a beer run.....LOL!!!!!1

I just went to WWF.com and looked at the 30 participents for the rumble and was quite disappointed because I have read that Ken Shamrock was slated to be in it. Now I should have known better but damn a girl can hope right?

Back to Raw: What the hell were the Ho's thinking. I would have been all over Christian before I was all over Edge.

I hope to hell that with Test being the Hardcore Champ they(the WWF) at least does something with the damn thing. Test can bleed damn we saw enough come out his nose. I have one request if anyone here will please tell JR that the next time he mentions the fact that Test may have rebroken that nose one more time I am going to kill somebody. It is more annoying then him calling Matt, Jeff.

I am so glad that Steve Austin's surgery went well. I wish him a speedy recovery so he can come back to WWF television and wreak more havoc on the McMahons. I never thought I would say this but I miss the man.

Okay , I admit it, I don't' have much to say this week.

Rumble Predictions

Kurt Angle vs. an un-named opponent

I already went over this but I will remind you all. KURT ANGLE IS GOING DOWN.

Match Hardys vs. Dudley Boyz

Since this is going to be the first ever table match and the Dudley have done these before. I am going with the Dudleys. Of course I am expecting a lot of high flying moves by both Matt and Jeff but the power of the Dudleys is going to win this one.

Terri - The Kat - Tori - B.B. - Ivory - Jackie - Mae Young

I personaly don't care who wins, I guess this may be another oppurtunity for a beer run....LOL!! But I guss I should add some humor here and I am choosing Mae Young. Wouldn't that just piss off all the male viewers.

The Acolytes vs. New Age Outlaws

With all due respect to the Outlaws, They are going to get the living shit beat out of them. But they are not going to lose the belts. I don't want them to drop the belts to the Acolytes. Not that they Acolytes aren't good enough for them because believe you me they are but I rather the Hardys win the belts from the Outlaws. Just my opinion. Either X-pac is going to interfer or the Acolytes will get themselves disqualified. Its hard to say but I really think that the belts won't change hands.

Hardcore Holly vs. Chyna vs. Chris Jericho

This is a hard match to predict. I jut don't know who is going to win between Bob Holly and Chris Jericho. I can almost guarntee that Chyna will lose it but to who is the question.

Royal Rumble match

I think that it will come down to the Rock and The Big Show left in the ring with the Rock somehow pulling off the win. Of course I could be wrong which I normally am so to hell with it. My choice: The Rock

Las but not least
Cactus Jack vs. Triple H

This is the match that I am dying to see. I just can't wait until Sunday. This is going to be the slobberknocker of all slobberknockers. I just know that both HHH and Mic Foley won' disappoint the fans. I am expected a surprise at the end maybe of the corporate kind allowing Cactus Jack to win the WWF Heavy Weight Title.

That's it for me this week.

Until next Time

Keep it Real

Heather
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